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Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/19/21
Posted on 11/19/2021 11:21:46 AM PST by Pollard
KENOSHA, WI—As the Rittenhouse trial drew to a close, Antifa rioters were preparing their violent destruction of the city. But their plans were quickly foiled as Rittenhouse emerged from the courthouse a free man, AR-15 in hand.
"The jig is up! Scatter!" cried the terrified commie waifs as they skittered toward shadowy alleyways like cockroaches. "The Rittenhouse has returned! Judgment is upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Rittenhouse then appeared to descend the courthouse steps in slow motion, surrounded by a flock of doves and a heavenly golden light. At the terrifying sight, hundreds of Antifa fairies and murderous pedophiles shrieked in terror like a den of goblins, crawling into various holes and cracks in the earth.
"Waaaaaaaaa!" Cried the prosecuting attorneys, knowing their career was over forever. "We're ruined! Ruined by the unstoppable power of Kyle Rittenhouse!"
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; alecbaldwin; babylonbee; banglist; halynahutchins; illinois; joelsouza; kenosha; kylerittenhouse; notfunny; nra; rust; secondamendment; stmichaelprotectkyle; veryfunny; wisconsin; yesitisfunny
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posted on
11/19/2021 4:33:18 PM PST
by
bitt
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To: bigbob
"In all seriousness, I hope they’ve got a damn good plan to keep him safe now."
I couldn't agree more. He will be target number one for at least the next six months. He needs private security in my opinion
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posted on
11/20/2021 11:32:08 AM PST
by
Steve Van Doorn
(*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
To: mewzilla
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posted on
11/20/2021 11:34:03 AM PST
by
Steve Van Doorn
(*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
To: PTBAA
Chuck Norris wants to be Kyle Rittenhouse!LMFAO
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posted on
11/21/2021 6:28:18 AM PST
by
fedupjohn
(Waiting for Trump's new Caribbean Resort "Club Gitmo" to open for business! )
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