Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15

Babylon Bee ^ | 11/19/21

[Pollard]

KENOSHA, WI—As the Rittenhouse trial drew to a close, Antifa rioters were preparing their violent destruction of the city. But their plans were quickly foiled as Rittenhouse emerged from the courthouse a free man, AR-15 in hand.

"The jig is up! Scatter!" cried the terrified commie waifs as they skittered toward shadowy alleyways like cockroaches. "The Rittenhouse has returned! Judgment is upon us! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Rittenhouse then appeared to descend the courthouse steps in slow motion, surrounded by a flock of doves and a heavenly golden light. At the terrifying sight, hundreds of Antifa fairies and murderous pedophiles shrieked in terror like a den of goblins, crawling into various holes and cracks in the earth.

"Waaaaaaaaa!" Cried the prosecuting attorneys, knowing their career was over forever. "We're ruined! Ruined by the unstoppable power of Kyle Rittenhouse!"

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[Steve Van Doorn]

"In all seriousness, I hope they’ve got a damn good plan to keep him safe now."

I couldn't agree more. He will be target number one for at least the next six months. He needs private security in my opinion

[Steve Van Doorn]

What was at that link?

[fedupjohn]

Chuck Norris wants to be Kyle Rittenhouse!

LMFAO