Bender2 Memorial Pigskin Pickem Thread, Week 11

11-18-2021

[Impy]

Fool's Ball Week 11

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In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)

[Impy]

We're joined by the latest LA Ram, self procliamed Superstar Wideout Odell Beckham Jr.! What's up, Odell?

"I don't know, I guess it's smog, ugh. At least it ain't cold here."

So you were very unhappy in Cleveland, how do you like being a Ram?

"It's thrilling to be back on coastal team that matters, where I can finally get the resepct I deserve as a #1 receiver."

"Number 2, Cooper Cupp still exists."

"And he'd be #3 if Bobby Woods was ok. Frankly, Van Jefferson might be in the #2 conversation as well."

"He was pretty much #2 around here to Jarvis Landry. And it's like the locker room has doubled in size without his ego taking up so much space."

"You girls are tripping. And I ain't even gonna dignify you with a response, Myles"

"Preach my brother, preach! You escaped the Cleveland plantation. Now if only you had a Superbowl losing BLACK QB like me to throw you the ball instead of that honkey from the Lions!

"Yo Colon my man, I didn't realize you were black, anyway...nah we're good...thx anyway homie."

And what do have to say about rumors that you spotted in intimate conversation with Tonya Harding moments before your new teammate Robert Woods tore his ACL, supposedly in practice and not because a man in a hooded sweatshirt wacked him with a crowbar?

"No one could have seen that...I mean nah, that was just that hot actress that PLAYED Tonya Harding...I'm trying to sleep with her..no I mean I wanted her...no SHE wanted MY autograph, yeah that's my story."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 11

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[teeman8r]

Falcons tonight... more later

[Impy]

Red Badger’s picks, reposted

WEEK 11:

Patriots
Saints
Jets
Washington
Bills
Browns
49ers
Titans
Ravens
Bengals
Cardinals
Cowboys
Steelers
Buccaneers

[teeman8r]

Falcons
Saints
Jets
Washington
Bills
Browns
49ers
Titans
Ravens
Raiders
Cardinals
Chiefs
Chargers
Buccaneers

[Laslo Fripp]

I’ll take the PATRIOTS for tonight, with the rest of my stellar picks coming later.

Time to drive the bus.

BTW, you cannot spell PATRIOT without a RIOT.

[Laslo Fripp]

Okay, here’s all the winners:

PATRIOTS
EAGLES
DOLPHINS
PANTHERS
BILLS
BROWNS
49ers
TITANS
RAVENS
RAIDERS
CARDINALS
COWBOYS
STEELERS
BUCCANEERS
PACKERS

[Laslo Fripp]

Did you miss the Packers game?

[Viking2002]

RIP to Danny Lee, the Great Bender2. You are and always shall be missed. As for the NFL, they can STFU, GTFO, then EASD. And Roger Goodell can stick his defective manhood in a wood shredder, that careerist hack.

[Impy]

Whoopsie. Thanks for catching that

Week 11 Sched UPDATED

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH 7:20 PM CST

Patriots (6-4) - Falcons (4-5)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST 12:00 PM CST

*****Packers (8-2) - Vikings (4-5) ****
Saints (5-4) – Eagles (4-6)
Dolphins (3-7) – Jets (2-7)
Washington (3-6) - Panthers (5-5)
Colts (5-5) – Bills (6-3)
Lions (0-8-1) - Browns (5-5)
49ers (4-5) – Jaguars (2-7)
Texans (1-8) – Titans (8-2)
Ravens (6-3) – Bears (3-6)

>>>>> 3:05 PM CST <<<<<

Bengals (5-4) – Raiders (5-4)

>>>>> 3:25 PM CST <<<<<

Cardinals (8-2) – Seahawks (3-6)
Cowboys (7-2) – Chiefs (6-4)

>>>>>> 7:20 PM CST NBC<<<<<<

Steelers (5-3-1) – Chargers (5-4)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND 7:15 PM CST

Giants (3-6) – Buccaneers (6-3)

Week 11 BYES: Denver, Los Angeles Rams

[Impy]

Schedule in post 11, ignore post 3!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Here for Danny.

Lions lose Sunday
Lions lose Thursday.
Who cares?

[teeman8r]

And the packers

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Patriots
Packers
Saints
Dolphins
Washington
Bills
Browns
Jaguars
Titans
Ravens
Bengals
Cardinals
Cowboys
Steelers
Buccaneers

[texas booster]

Continuing my theme that the better QB (usually) win, I present: Patriots (6-4) - Falcons (4-5) - the better QB coach wins, New England Saints (5-4) – Eagles (4-6) - The least worst QB wins, Philly. Dolphins (3-7) – Jets (2-7) - The least worst team wins, Miami. Washington (3-6) - Panthers (5-5) - The newest QB in the league wins, Carolina. Colts (5-5) – Bills (6-3) - The better QB should win, Buffalo. Lions (0-8-1) - Browns (5-5) - Does either team have a QB or a coach? OK defense wins. Cleveland. 49ers (4-5) – Jaguars (2-7) - The 49ers will have the better QB today, maybe not next year. San Fran. Texans (1-8) – Titans (8-2) - No reason to stop believing in the Titans. Tenn. I should make this my top pick. Ravens (6-3) – Bears (3-6) - The Ravens Revenge continues. Baltimore. Bengals (5-4) – Raiders (5-4) - Good game. Bengals. Cardinals (8-2) – Seahawks (3-6) - Not sure that Wilson is fully healed. Cardinals. Cowboys (7-2) – Chiefs (6-4) - Give me the better ... defense? Cowboys. Steelers (5-3-1) – Chargers (5-4) - Chargers can't keep losing forever. Give me the Herberts. Giants (3-6) – Buccaneers (6-3) - Revenge of the Tampa Bay Bradys. Tampa. So maybe it isn't always about the QB ... until it is.

[Alas Babylon!]

My picks!

Patriots
Packers
Saints
Jets
Panthers
Bills
Browns
49ers
Titans
Ravens
Raiders
Cardinals
Cowboys
Chargers
Buccaneers

[Red Badger]

Sorry bout that, Chief!

Add Packers to my picks.......................

[Poser]

My Quick Picks for Week 11

Patriots
Packers
Saints
Dolphins
Panthers
Bills
Browns
49ers
Titans
Ravens
Bengals
Cardinals
Chiefs
Chargers
Buccaneers

[ro_dreaming]

Week 11 Sched UPDATED

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH 7:20 PM CST
Patriots (6-4)

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST 12:00 PM CST
*****Packers (8-2)
Saints (5-4)
Dolphins (3-7)
Panthers (5-5)
Bills (6-3)
Browns (5-5)
49ers (4-5)
Titans (8-2)
Ravens (6-3)

>>>>> 3:05 PM CST <<<<<

Raiders (5-4)

>>>>> 3:25 PM CST <<<<<

Cardinals (8-2)
Cowboys (7-2)

>>>>>> 7:20 PM CST NBC<<<<<<

Chargers (5-4)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND 7:15 PM CST

Buccaneers (6-3)

Week 11 BYES: Denver, Los Angeles Rams