Posted on 08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT by xp38
We have a lot of feelings right now, and it's hard to process. Sometimes, we just want to say a cussword, like unbelievers or lesser satire sites, like The Onion, which is the atheist knockoff of The Babylon Bee. But we will refrain from doing so. Instead, here are ten G-rated cuss words to describe Joe Biden
1. No-good son of a biscuit - Sometimes he just makes us so frakkin' mad!
2. Dog-faced pony soldier - This one's technically not vulgar so it's OK to use his own insult against him.
3. A real donkeyhole - This is borderline offensive but we feel the gravity of the situation calls us to use the D-word.
4. An ass but just in the way the King James Version uses it - Loophole!
5. #@$)(#@)()@#$3247@$#%@#%$&%&#@*&%#*& - Sorry, we lost control for a second there.
6. A foolish virgin who didn't take any oil to meet the bridegroom - Brutal and savage, but accurate.
7. A Harry Potter fan - Now that's just low.
8. A dog who returns to his own vomit - Kinda accurate tbh
9. A real donkeywipe - Might want to stop reading this list to your kids at this point.
10. A confused, lost, senile old man who's unfit for the presidency - Sorry, someone had to say it.
Feel free to use any of these when discussing the president!
How about a ******g traitor?
North end of a Southbound mule.
In 1961 there was a movie called, “One-Eyed Jack”. It was a cowboy starting Marlon Brando. Back then you couldn’t cuss in movies. Two different lines which I always loved and offer up:
“You big gob of spit”
and
“You big tub of guts”.
Shakespeare to the rescue.
Feculent clot pole.
Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows...
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
Very elegant!
Joe, a pasty pated pusillanimous prig.
A three day old tub of putrid skunk squeezings.
The part that ran down....errr nix this one.
How bad is Joe Biden?
His momma shoulda SWALLOWED!
Gonna get myself in trouble.
I’m out.
He hath not so much brains as ear-wax...
How about:
A lying, senile, racist grifter credibly accused of sexual assault
“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”
Oh, that’s a *good* one. Way to go, Bill.
I think I would use the quote that Doc Holiday was supposed to have said..
I will be your Huckle Bearer.
Yes that is right, he would say that as well as the other.
You know what Huckle Bearer means no?
You gunkie|!!
No. Is there some connection to this?
The Babylon Bee does it again... Thanks!!!
“Dear God, either turn him to You or remove him.”
How is that prayer?
ONE MORE TO ADD:
Let’s hear the applause for
the Richard Cranium of all time!
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