How about a ******g traitor?
North end of a Southbound mule.
In 1961 there was a movie called, “One-Eyed Jack”. It was a cowboy starting Marlon Brando. Back then you couldn’t cuss in movies. Two different lines which I always loved and offer up:
“You big gob of spit”
and
“You big tub of guts”.
Shakespeare to the rescue.
Feculent clot pole.
Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows...
Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell
Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
A three day old tub of putrid skunk squeezings.
The part that ran down....errr nix this one.
How bad is Joe Biden?
His momma shoulda SWALLOWED!
Gonna get myself in trouble.
I’m out.
How about:
A lying, senile, racist grifter credibly accused of sexual assault
I think I would use the quote that Doc Holiday was supposed to have said..
I will be your Huckle Bearer.
Yes that is right, he would say that as well as the other.
You know what Huckle Bearer means no?
You gunkie|!!
The Babylon Bee does it again... Thanks!!!
“Dear God, either turn him to You or remove him.”
How is that prayer?
ONE MORE TO ADD:
Let’s hear the applause for
the Richard Cranium of all time!
This post reminds me a of Tim Hawkins skit (comedian) https://timhawkins.net/blogs/video?page=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVqliZCNw0
DANG!
“Dear Sir, you are without any doubt, a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a bitch.”
Stephen Hopkins in “1776”
Fetid pile of filth.
It is with great sadness I have to report that one of the classics of the early internet, Guy Macon's Ultimate Flame ('You swine. You vulgar little maggot..."), is now consigned to the Internet Archive. The internet's collective memory on how to insult those who are truly worthy of comdemnation is dissappearing.
“Dementia ridden piece of crap”
Some of Captain Haddock’s insults are pretty good, and they’re clean.
https://www.tintinologist.org/guides/lists/curses.html