Posted on 08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT by xp38
We have a lot of feelings right now, and it's hard to process. Sometimes, we just want to say a cussword, like unbelievers or lesser satire sites, like The Onion, which is the atheist knockoff of The Babylon Bee. But we will refrain from doing so. Instead, here are ten G-rated cuss words to describe Joe Biden
1. No-good son of a biscuit - Sometimes he just makes us so frakkin' mad!
2. Dog-faced pony soldier - This one's technically not vulgar so it's OK to use his own insult against him.
3. A real donkeyhole - This is borderline offensive but we feel the gravity of the situation calls us to use the D-word.
4. An ass but just in the way the King James Version uses it - Loophole!
5. #@$)(#@)()@#$3247@$#%@#%$&%&#@*&%#*& - Sorry, we lost control for a second there.
6. A foolish virgin who didn't take any oil to meet the bridegroom - Brutal and savage, but accurate.
7. A Harry Potter fan - Now that's just low.
8. A dog who returns to his own vomit - Kinda accurate tbh
9. A real donkeywipe - Might want to stop reading this list to your kids at this point.
10. A confused, lost, senile old man who's unfit for the presidency - Sorry, someone had to say it.
Feel free to use any of these when discussing the president!
This post reminds me a of Tim Hawkins skit (comedian) https://timhawkins.net/blogs/video?page=2
Love these! I bet there are many more Shakespeare quotes to add!
This one is good ....
“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”
{Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVqliZCNw0
DANG!
“Dear Sir, you are without any doubt, a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a bitch.”
Stephen Hopkins in “1776”
Pallbearer
Kill two birds with one stone...
call him a Frackin traitor!
See what I did there?
Fetid pile of filth.
I wouldn’t carry him, even to his grave.
Love Tim Hawkins.
It is with great sadness I have to report that one of the classics of the early internet, Guy Macon's Ultimate Flame ('You swine. You vulgar little maggot..."), is now consigned to the Internet Archive. The internet's collective memory on how to insult those who are truly worthy of comdemnation is dissappearing.
“Dementia ridden piece of crap”
Hey, I’m offended. I read this presidential piece of story for the supposed satire. And, found none.
Some of Captain Haddock’s insults are pretty good, and they’re clean.
https://www.tintinologist.org/guides/lists/curses.html
Love it. My elbows are far far smarter than Joe.
The last one may be the most accurate!
When I joined FR just over 20 years ago the Ultimate Flame was on occasion posted on this august website.
I have it saved !!!! Could not let that go. It was/is the best flame ever. I posted earlier this evening about Sheila Jackson Lee… “being dumber that a dehydrated rock”.
DONKEYHOLE- I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
A satchel of Richards.
Good one
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