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We Have A Lot Of Words We'd Like To Call Joe Biden Right Now But We Are A Christian Website So Here Are Some G-Rated Alternatives
The Babylon Bee ^ | August 26 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/29/2021 6:35:10 PM PDT by xp38

We have a lot of feelings right now, and it's hard to process. Sometimes, we just want to say a cussword, like unbelievers or lesser satire sites, like The Onion, which is the atheist knockoff of The Babylon Bee. But we will refrain from doing so. Instead, here are ten G-rated cuss words to describe Joe Biden

1. No-good son of a biscuit - Sometimes he just makes us so frakkin' mad!

2. Dog-faced pony soldier - This one's technically not vulgar so it's OK to use his own insult against him.

3. A real donkeyhole - This is borderline offensive but we feel the gravity of the situation calls us to use the D-word.

4. An ass but just in the way the King James Version uses it - Loophole!

5. #@$)(#@)()@#$3247@$#%@#%$&%&#@*&%#*& - Sorry, we lost control for a second there.

6. A foolish virgin who didn't take any oil to meet the bridegroom - Brutal and savage, but accurate.

7. A Harry Potter fan - Now that's just low.

8. A dog who returns to his own vomit - Kinda accurate tbh

9. A real donkeywipe - Might want to stop reading this list to your kids at this point.

10. A confused, lost, senile old man who's unfit for the presidency - Sorry, someone had to say it.

Feel free to use any of these when discussing the president!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: loophole
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To: xp38

This post reminds me a of Tim Hawkins skit (comedian) https://timhawkins.net/blogs/video?page=2


21 posted on 08/29/2021 7:04:25 PM PDT by LilFarmer
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To: Dead Corpse

Love these! I bet there are many more Shakespeare quotes to add!

This one is good ....

“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”
{Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)}


22 posted on 08/29/2021 7:06:06 PM PDT by twyn1
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To: xp38; 100American; Allegra; BufordP; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Here are some other words to use to describe Biden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVqliZCNw0

DANG!

23 posted on 08/29/2021 7:06:18 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: xp38

“Dear Sir, you are without any doubt, a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket-picking, thrice double-damned no-good son of a bitch.”

Stephen Hopkins in “1776”


24 posted on 08/29/2021 7:07:59 PM PDT by decal (MOLON JABE)
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To: crz

Pallbearer


25 posted on 08/29/2021 7:14:25 PM PDT by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships.)
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To: OKSooner

Kill two birds with one stone...

call him a Frackin traitor!

See what I did there?


26 posted on 08/29/2021 7:15:28 PM PDT by zaxtres (`)
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To: xp38

Fetid pile of filth.


27 posted on 08/29/2021 7:16:07 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: crz

I wouldn’t carry him, even to his grave.


28 posted on 08/29/2021 7:16:10 PM PDT by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships.)
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To: LilFarmer

Love Tim Hawkins.


29 posted on 08/29/2021 7:23:21 PM PDT by madison10 (I AM the way, the truth and the life. No oone comes to the Father except by Me)
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To: xp38
Fellow Freepers, you have no idea how serious this is.

It is with great sadness I have to report that one of the classics of the early internet, Guy Macon's Ultimate Flame ('You swine. You vulgar little maggot..."), is now consigned to the Internet Archive. The internet's collective memory on how to insult those who are truly worthy of comdemnation is dissappearing.

30 posted on 08/29/2021 7:27:07 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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To: xp38

“Dementia ridden piece of crap”


31 posted on 08/29/2021 7:27:20 PM PDT by misanthrope (Deranged, sinister, deplorable troll)
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To: Deplorable American1776; All

Hey, I’m offended. I read this presidential piece of story for the supposed satire. And, found none.


32 posted on 08/29/2021 7:29:38 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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To: xp38

Some of Captain Haddock’s insults are pretty good, and they’re clean.

https://www.tintinologist.org/guides/lists/curses.html


33 posted on 08/29/2021 7:30:01 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Dead Corpse

Love it. My elbows are far far smarter than Joe.


34 posted on 08/29/2021 7:30:06 PM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: Dead Corpse

The last one may be the most accurate!


35 posted on 08/29/2021 7:37:07 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: Widget Jr

When I joined FR just over 20 years ago the Ultimate Flame was on occasion posted on this august website.


36 posted on 08/29/2021 7:37:17 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Widget Jr

I have it saved !!!! Could not let that go. It was/is the best flame ever. I posted earlier this evening about Sheila Jackson Lee… “being dumber that a dehydrated rock”.


37 posted on 08/29/2021 7:37:20 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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To: Deplorable American1776

DONKEYHOLE- I couldn’t stop laughing 😂


38 posted on 08/29/2021 7:40:46 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: Texaspeptoman

A satchel of Richards.


39 posted on 08/29/2021 7:41:34 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: Allegra

Good one


40 posted on 08/29/2021 7:45:51 PM PDT by Texaspeptoman (Even cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
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