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To Prevent Their Kids From Being Socially Awkward And Weird, More Parents Opting To Homeschool
BabylonBee ^ | 08/27/2021 | BabylonBee

Posted on 08/27/2021 6:36:09 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear

U.S.—Many parents are concerned that their kids could grow up to be poorly adjusted socially. The kind of school a kid goes to of course can have a massive impact on their socialization and how well-adjusted they are when they enter adulthood. So, to prevent their kids from being total weirdos who don't know how to relate to another human being and aren't scared of their own shadows, more parents are reportedly opting to homeschool.

"I'd like to send my kid to public school, but I just don't want him turning out to be a giant weirdo," said stay-at-home mom Brigitte Lettucey after seeing a picture online of kids doing the "zombie walk" to make sure they stay far enough away from other humans. "I think we'll just homeschool for now. At least then I can make sure he's not a germophobic, frightened little freak for the rest of his life."

As more schools make their kids stay in little isolated pods and wear face masks and train them to be scared of their own shadows, trends seem to indicate that many parents are ensuring their kids are happy, well-adjusted, and not forever developmentally harmed by being trained to always obey authorities and be frightened forever.

"Besides," added Lettucey. "I don't want them getting brainwashed with all that weird fundamentalist cultic propaganda. You know, the CRT stuff."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; education; homeschool; humor; satire
Home schooling can be a challenge but you want your kid to be normal don't you?
1 posted on 08/27/2021 6:36:09 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Our youngest - a 10-grader - just started this year.

Better late than never we guess.


2 posted on 08/27/2021 6:42:16 PM PDT by jonno (You are the carbon they want to reduce.)
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To: jonno

Good for you.


3 posted on 08/27/2021 6:51:05 PM PDT by ex91B10 (Just because you can doesn't mean you should. )
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To: jonno
You are both in for tears, laughter, crushing disappointments and beautiful surprises.

In other words, life.

Bless you.

4 posted on 08/27/2021 6:54:05 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I refuse to be afraid. I refuse to bow. I refuse to take any job I do not wish to. So BUZZ OFF!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Ok, this one is NOT satire.


5 posted on 08/27/2021 6:57:26 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator
Public schools artificially divide kids by age and grade.

Students only learn how to interact with people of their own age.

Homeschooling by most parents has students interacting with people of all ages.

6 posted on 08/27/2021 7:26:01 PM PDT by Mogger
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
 
 
 
 

7 posted on 08/27/2021 7:40:58 PM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: lapsus calami

That’s sad and funny at the same time.


8 posted on 08/27/2021 7:43:10 PM PDT by CJ Wolf ( what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them...God wins. Trump always wins. . )
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To: Mogger

Yes, I know. I’m a homeschool dad 2000-2015. Soon to be a homeschool grand-dad.


9 posted on 08/27/2021 7:46:42 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Looks like the BB is belittling homeschoolers?


10 posted on 08/27/2021 7:57:37 PM PDT by Romans Nine
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To: Romans Nine

No. Just turning the standard criticism of homeschooling on its head.


11 posted on 08/27/2021 8:02:28 PM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Romans Nine

Serious? They’re flipping the typical knock against home school on its head and rightly pointing out how public schools are making kids weird.


12 posted on 08/27/2021 8:04:19 PM PDT by mongrel
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To: Romans Nine
Nope.

They are smacking down people who criticized homeschoolers as weird.

I never made a kid sit inside a hula-hoop and wear a mask. Now THAT is weird.

13 posted on 08/27/2021 8:13:07 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I refuse to be afraid. I refuse to bow. I refuse to take any job I do not wish to. So BUZZ OFF!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; mongrel; married21

FYI we homeschooled all of our children.

The “socialization” concern by non homeschoolers was a running joke in our house.


14 posted on 08/27/2021 8:29:26 PM PDT by Romans Nine
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To: Romans Nine

+1


15 posted on 08/28/2021 3:06:52 AM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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