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Tired Of Being President, Biden Hangs 'Trump Won' Sign Out Of White House Window
The Babylon Bee ^
| August 20, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/21/2021 7:18:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After realizing that being the President is really hard, and he was never really that excited about it anyway, President Biden decided to go ahead and just hang a giant 'Trump Won' sign out of the White House window.
"Listen, folks—fair is fair," said Biden. "Trump won this thing. Yeah, I cheated on the election, but that was, like, nine or ten months ago. Gimme a break folks!"
Shocked onlookers began to take pictures as Biden unfurled the massive flag he bought from a street vendor on Pennsylvania Ave.
Explaining his decision to reporters, he said: "I'm not sure why I really wanted to do this thing to begin with. I guess I thought it would be fun, but it's not fun at all. It's just a bunch of malarkey. You people ain't cool. Just askin' me questions and getting all in my business all the time! What's that about, anyway? Has anyone seen the remote control? I'm behind on my Matlock episodes." Biden then picked up a piece of toast and pointed it at the TV. "Darn thing doesn't work!"
Aides quickly scrambled to pull down the flag before the media caught wind of it, but not before the image was posted to social media.
Biden is now being investigated by the FBI for sharing election misinformation.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; presidency; satire; secretservice; socialmedia; tired; trumpwon; whitehouse
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Um…you might want to Google “Babylon Bee”
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:24:11 PM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: Apparatchik
LOL......someone always for satire.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’ll get him kicked off Twatter and FakeBook.
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:26:05 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I thought it was okay to leave my trash here. The sign said "Fine for littering".)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:26:12 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; DoodleDawg
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:26:23 PM PDT
by
Impy
("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
To: Kevin in California
That’s ok - not everyone gets satire.
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:29:15 PM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: BenLurkin
Someone needs to take the For Sale down.
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:29:18 PM PDT
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON. OR THE MASK)
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:30:14 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Biden is now being investigated by the FBI for sharing election misinformation.Zinggggggg!
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:32:42 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Who shot Ashli Babbitt?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The Bee has channeled my prayers and wishes.
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:40:02 PM PDT
by
mcshot
(What was once thought impossible is now here. The possibilities are frightening.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’m bored with satire sites
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:45:15 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: Apparatchik
I already know it’s satire.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Biden is making for some great funnies.
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:58:04 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
("Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." - Joe Biden)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/21/2021 7:58:35 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: ConservativeInPA
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posted on
08/21/2021 8:29:43 PM PDT
by
romanesq
(TRUSTY THE PLAN! ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! 👹)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Lol! I was pissed when I read the first Bab bee article here not realizing that it was fake satire. Wish I could remember what the subject was....
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posted on
08/21/2021 11:15:48 PM PDT
by
kelly4c
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
can you imagine some of the ornery fun they must have working there?
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posted on
08/22/2021 12:11:30 AM PDT
by
The Right Edge
(Staunch Trump Supporter AND PROUD to be!)
To: The Right Edge
Prolly much like early MAD Magazines. They actually funny. I was stationed at Ft. Devins, MA and taking a train home to Pennsyltucky on a weekend pass. Bought a MAD Magazine before boarding. I laughed so hard I nearly smothered, all the way to Philthydelphia.
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posted on
08/22/2021 3:52:12 AM PDT
by
Tucker39
("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
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