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Posted on 08/18/2021 7:08:57 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WELLINGTON, NZ—After discovering a single case of COVID on the island of New Zealand, the country's Prime Minister and Chief Muppet Jacinda Ardern has decided she will take no chances—electing to just sink the entire island into the sea to stop the spread.
"Listen, this gives me no pleasure," she said in an address, "but desperate times call for desperate measures. I am left with no choice but to fully submerge this island underwater until the threat of COVID is passed."
"So pack your togs, because you all will have to swim for a few weeks until we figure this out."
She then drilled a hole into the ground with an auger until water began rushing out, which then enveloped the whole island, leaving all the Kiwis floating out in the wop-wops.
"Crikey!" said all the enraged citizens. "We'll be floating out here for yonks!"
Authorities assured the rest of the world that Prime Minister Ardern's move was in no way an overreaction and is completely reasonable in every way.
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Ardern is literally a communist (check her bio)
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Did not there - if on wiki, that part was scrubbed - she reminds me of AOC
It’s on her wiki, you just need to know what you’re looking at is all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacinda_Ardern
“On 30 January 2008, at 27, Ardern was elected president of the International Union of Socialist Youth (IUSY) at their world congress in the Dominican Republic for a two-year term till 2010”
The International Union of Socialist Youth is itself the youth wing of the Second International which was the foundational organization behind world communism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_International
She’s a communist leader and not just an average commie.
Pathetic.
"Did you say sheep? We drive there now!"
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