Posted on 08/09/2021 7:12:44 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—In a disastrous turn of affairs for the push to get more people vaccinated, rates have plummeted after Jennifer Aniston and other celebrities say they won't communicate or hang out with people who aren't vaccinated.
Aniston has vowed to block and cease all communication with the unvaccinated, making a very strong case for never getting the vaccine. Many say they would rather die of COVID than hear from celebrities.
"So, if I don't get vaccinated, I never have to hear from Jennifer Aniston ever again? Say no more!" said one man, exiting the line to get the vaccine in front of a Los Angeles clinic. "This is great! Not being vaccinated now seems like one of the best value propositions of all time. Of all time!"
"Man, not being vaccinated may be the greatest choice I've ever made. I hope all the other celebrities follow in her footsteps."
Following the announcement from Aniston, there was also a strong spike in Google searches for "can I reverse my vaccination"?
Sad! Not good!
Perhaps the best reason yet to avoid getting the shot.
Combined Coronavirus PING! and DANG!
The bee is more real than supposedly real media
Awesome.
Darn. Now I wish I didn’t get the jab.
Dang. I haven’t been fooled by the Bee in awhile.
Almost got me on this one.
#MeToo
Lol!
The Bee stings me every time! Great stuff.
Don't worry. The vaxx is so bad it wears off after only a few months.
Just shred your records. The little commies will never take the chance.
Great joke, I like Babylon Bee.
However, to be honest, there is actually a rash for vaccinations right now.
The daily vaccination rates peaked at the end of March and were high through April. In May and specially June they felt to almost a nil. Everybody who wanted was already vaccinated, the rest apparently was not interested.
Now they went up again, and new chaos seems to be boiling, as all the vaccination mega sites are long closed, and the small sites still providing the vaccine are not able to keep up.
Not the best choice of words... Or did you mean "rush?"
Regards,
Persuasive argument.
Don’t the Obama’s count as celebrities now?
Can I still pay for and watch their lousy movies?
Tom and Rita caught covid so are they vaxxed?
Why would you want to?
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