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Jennifer Aniston Circle OF Friends Shrinks Dramatically (Satire)
8/6/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/05/2021 9:21:17 AM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Jennifer Aniston's circle of friends has shrunk dramatically since she announced that she was shunning friends or relatives that were unvaccinated or declined to disclose their vaccination statue for COVID. Many former friends applauded her decision, as a vulnerable senior citizen, to not to solely rely on the experimental and mostly ineffective COVID vaccine, but to also shun those uncaring and unfeeling infectious unvaccinated bags of COVID pus.

Others, who agreed with her decision, were elated by the elimination of the obligation to attend her Wine and Cheese get togethers where she hawked her beauty and personal hygene products by simply checking the "Unvaccinated" block on the RSVP. Enduring 1-2 hours of her mandatory boring spiel on beauty and personal hygene products was not worth the effort for a bit of socializing and Velvetta, crackers and box wine.

Many felt sad and guilty, as the Aniston products were her sole source of income. Since the Golden Girls sitcom ended, there has not been a big need for grandmother actresses. The limited number of roles are viciously fought over and Jennifer has not bested them to date. The only movies being made are comic book movies with the sole female roles requiring young hard body actresses that will accept long hours and low pay to break into the business.

Other former friend have learned from her decision and applied it to other situations. One former friend replied the Obama Birthday invitation with an "Unvaccinated" on his RSVP and saved thousands of dollars in travel and lodging expenses when his invitation was revoked. Tens of thousands were additionally saved by not attending by avoiding the political begging that normally goes along with those functions.

Others are finding success by posting "Unvaccinated" and "Quarantined" on their front doors. Many have noted dramatic reductions of Mormon, Jehovah Witness, political, sales, etc. visitations.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: celebrityworship; jenniferaniston; sarcasm; satire; scorn
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To: Jeff Chandler

‘Passports’ worn as a tattoo on their arm


21 posted on 08/06/2021 4:19:06 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Pretty? She’s weird looking with her eyes just one quarter of an inch apart and a chin that reaches to her navel??


22 posted on 08/06/2021 4:20:34 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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To: RetiredTexasVet; tet68; Gay State Conservative; Lizavetta; minnesota_bound; SMARTY
"A vulnerable senior citizen...there has not been a big need for grandmother actresses."

"Her use of facial fillers and botox is turning her into a man."

"She's weird looking with her eyes just one quarter of an inch apart and a chin that reaches to her navel?"

Guess I'm going to have to break it off and let her go, then. Gets cracker crumbs in the bed anyway.

23 posted on 08/06/2021 10:57:03 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Senior citizen? Say what?


24 posted on 08/06/2021 10:59:18 PM PDT by NetAddicted ( Just looking)
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