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Jennifer Aniston Circle OF Friends Shrinks Dramatically (Satire)
8/6/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/05/2021 9:21:17 AM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Jennifer Aniston's circle of friends has shrunk dramatically since she announced that she was shunning friends or relatives that were unvaccinated or declined to disclose their vaccination statue for COVID. Many former friends applauded her decision, as a vulnerable senior citizen, to not to solely rely on the experimental and mostly ineffective COVID vaccine, but to also shun those uncaring and unfeeling infectious unvaccinated bags of COVID pus.

Others, who agreed with her decision, were elated by the elimination of the obligation to attend her Wine and Cheese get togethers where she hawked her beauty and personal hygene products by simply checking the "Unvaccinated" block on the RSVP. Enduring 1-2 hours of her mandatory boring spiel on beauty and personal hygene products was not worth the effort for a bit of socializing and Velvetta, crackers and box wine.

Many felt sad and guilty, as the Aniston products were her sole source of income. Since the Golden Girls sitcom ended, there has not been a big need for grandmother actresses. The limited number of roles are viciously fought over and Jennifer has not bested them to date. The only movies being made are comic book movies with the sole female roles requiring young hard body actresses that will accept long hours and low pay to break into the business.

Other former friend have learned from her decision and applied it to other situations. One former friend replied the Obama Birthday invitation with an "Unvaccinated" on his RSVP and saved thousands of dollars in travel and lodging expenses when his invitation was revoked. Tens of thousands were additionally saved by not attending by avoiding the political begging that normally goes along with those functions.

Others are finding success by posting "Unvaccinated" and "Quarantined" on their front doors. Many have noted dramatic reductions of Mormon, Jehovah Witness, political, sales, etc. visitations.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: celebrityworship; jenniferaniston; sarcasm; satire; scorn
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1 posted on 08/05/2021 9:21:17 AM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

More hollyweird dumbassery. Did she at least play a doctor in some show? You know to give her some credibility? Hey jen, did you CHOOSE to get the jab?


2 posted on 08/05/2021 9:23:50 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“You know, the Nazis had vaccination passports that they made the Jews carry.”


3 posted on 08/05/2021 9:24:34 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Not bad!


4 posted on 08/05/2021 9:25:01 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I quit returning her calls...


5 posted on 08/05/2021 9:26:36 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
She's prettier than any woman should have the right to be but it seems that she and I will never be friends.But somehow I'll just have to persevere nevertheless.
6 posted on 08/05/2021 9:30:03 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Ballots)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Its just like high school!

The girls I thought were hot and attractive when I was 18 now just seem to be aging and angry harpies.


7 posted on 08/05/2021 9:34:03 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Who is this Jennifer Anniston person?


8 posted on 08/05/2021 9:50:27 AM PDT by adorno
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To: adorno

Wasn’t she Ernie’s girlfriend on My Three Brothers?


9 posted on 08/05/2021 10:00:38 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: RetiredTexasVet

She’s scared- lots of people on the left, and even some on right are- they get bombarded with fear reports hourly, and unfortunately get brainwashed into feeling very afraid. We have some liberal relatives who spout the fear crap of the msm all day long. When we tell them their facts aren’t correct, and show them reports from even the cdc, which the left worship, that contradict their claims, they are dumbfounded because their msm news doesn’t tell them these things. They had no idea that al, the claims of,covid cases are now being questioned because thr cdc released a report that the tests couldn’t distinguish between covid and flu.

It takes a lot to get through to them, they are so entrenched in the liberal agenda that they can’t even see straight. Unfortunately Jen is a product of the ,efts propaganda, and is obviously living In fear of a virus that has a near 100% survival rate


10 posted on 08/05/2021 10:08:00 AM PDT by Bob434
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11 posted on 08/05/2021 10:11:26 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: rktman
Did she at least play a doctor in some show?

Jennifer Aniston portrayed Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in Horrible Bosses 2.

12 posted on 08/05/2021 10:22:17 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Just wait until the reality hits and she discovers that being vaccinated does nothing to protect you from getting the covid or dying from it.

So sad. /sarc/

13 posted on 08/05/2021 10:25:17 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Is there some flair that can be worn for this?


14 posted on 08/05/2021 10:45:04 AM PDT by larrytown (No matter how much the cats fight there always seems to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln)
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15 posted on 08/05/2021 10:54:46 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It’s just so real, man.


16 posted on 08/05/2021 10:58:32 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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She's not afraid of needles, that's for sure. Her use of facial fillers and botox is turning her into a man.


17 posted on 08/05/2021 11:13:17 AM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: RetiredTexasVet

So, Ross and Monica? Joey and Chandler?


18 posted on 08/05/2021 11:20:15 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: adorno

Jennifer Aniston is looking more and more manly due to her age and greek heritage. She and her friend Courtney Cox cannot keep a husband or boyfriend. Botox has not helped either and only made their faces strange looking.


19 posted on 08/05/2021 12:00:03 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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To: larrytown

That’s 15...the bare minimum.

20 posted on 08/05/2021 12:11:19 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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