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New Art To Go On The Auction Block (Satire)
8/2/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 08/02/2021 1:09:12 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Large amounts of new art will be hitting the auction block this month as government employees from CDC, NIH and FDA artists come out of the closet. The large quantity of art is expected to bring close to 2 billion dollars to the artists.

The first government employee to put her art on the market is CDC Director Rochelle P. Walensky. Dr. Walensky stated she first took up painting to relax from crushing 5 hour days/25 hour weeks at the CDC. Her first multi-work offering is titled "Screams from New York State Nursing Home Holocaust". Anonymous buyers have expressed interest in her work.

Employees from NIH and FDA have expressed interest in displaying and selling their works. Dr. Fauci has a large work of stick people portraits that he has received favorable comment on from Hunter Biden art purchasers. Dr. Janet Woodcock, FDA Director has expressed a desired to unveil her water color paintings of viruses from around the world soon and put them up on the auction block. Since she will be very busy with the COVID vaccine approval process soon, she hopes to have the water colors sold by the end of the month.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 08/02/2021 1:09:12 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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"...Dr. Walensky stated she first took up painting to relax from crushing 5 hour days/25 hour weeks at the CDC. Her first multi-work offering is titled "Screams from New York State Nursing Home Holocaust"..."

Hahaha...not bad...not bad at all!

2 posted on 08/02/2021 1:49:29 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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On a serious note, most people who have paid attention to this understand all these things are a simple form of money laundering, from book deals to buying art from Leftists.

All you have to do is look at the extravagant deals given to Leftists on these new book deals.

Then the books end up like this weeks after publication and stagnating on the sales shelf of the Dollar Store for a month or so:


3 posted on 08/02/2021 1:53:46 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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Not bad.


4 posted on 08/02/2021 1:54:28 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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I can just see Dr. Birx sashaying around the loft in her Monet scarf commenting on the exquisite art data.


5 posted on 08/02/2021 1:59:14 PM PDT by 1Old Pro (Let's make crime illegal again!)
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LOL!


6 posted on 08/02/2021 2:07:30 PM PDT by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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Ha!

Thanks for the laugh!!


7 posted on 08/02/2021 2:30:51 PM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Satire now, but not for long...


8 posted on 08/03/2021 7:23:15 AM PDT by Chicory
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