Posted on 07/27/2021 8:43:41 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.—To defeat the massive, scary, definitely world-ending wave of COVID being driven by the delta variant of the deadly, frightening disease you should remain afraid of for the rest of your life, experts are recommending we try all the things that didn't work the first time.
From wearing masks and social distancing to locking everyone down and destroying the economy, experts are all suggesting that we just try the same things we did last time that didn't work at all.
"We are going to lock down, wear masks, and social distance, all of which didn't work, but hey. It's worth trying again," said Dr. Anthony Fauci in a television interview this morning. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. That's what they taught us in science school. Look at my lab coat. It's white. Do you like it? It has pockets."
The television anchor then assured Dr. Fauci that his pockets were very nice.
"Thanks. I also have the heartbeat thingy. I like to breathe on it to warm it up. Makes me look official and doctory and whatnot."
At publishing time, experts had clarified that while we're going to be doing the same things that didn't work over and over again, we're going to be doing them harder this time.
Look at my lab coat. It’s white. Do you like it? It has pockets.”
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LOL
The Babylon Bee has crossed the line. Except for the lab coat this could have been published anywhere.
remember when the obama team passed out white lab coats to some “doctors” for a photo op?
Absolutely!
Yes, the Bee... lol
But nonetheless, there are no macro stats showing vax success.
To Defeat Delta Variant, Experts Recommend Doing All The Things That Didn’t Work The First Time
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If only. If only they would just repeat their failed practices. But no...
Look at California, New York, colleges and universities, The VA, and many military bases....
FORCED VACCINATIONS will be the new and improved style of Totalitarianism.
I agree, and this is one of the few times I have ever commented on a Babylon Bee article.
This article on the response is not satire.
I expect a legitimate source will point this covid response hypocrisy out. -Tom
Except for the lab coat, this could be a real news article; or as “real” as the lunacy goes nowadays.
I remember cigarettes being sold by lab-coated pitchmen.
I remember cigarettes being sold by lab-coated pitchmen.
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Wow. I forgot about those commercials.
There’s also a great scene toward the beginning of “The Day the Earth Stood Still” where two doctors and talking to the alien, Kaatu, and they’re both casually smoking cigarettes.
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