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Report: FBI Helped Thanos Get Six Infinity Stones In Attempt To Bust Him On Plot To Kill Half The Universe
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 22, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/23/2021 8:08:12 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

TITAN—Some surprising information has come out about Thanos’s scheme to obtain the six Infinity Stones and kill half of all life in the universe: The FBI initiated the plot.

“We had suspected Thanos might one day be a threat, but we didn’t have anything on him,” explained FBI spokesman Matt Holloway. “That’s why we decided to entrap him with a plot to murder half the universe.”

Documents show that it was an undercover agent who first told Thanos about the Infinity Stones. At first Thanos was hesitant on the idea, as he thought killing half of all life to be an extreme solution and instead planned to stick to his environmental work. Still, after months of coaxing, Thanos agreed to hunt down the Infinity Stones.

“We needed him to have at least some of the Infinity Stones so we could prosecute him,” said Holloway. “So we worked with the Nova Corps to make sure he got the purple Power Stone and gave Thanos the location of the other stones we knew of. We figured we’d grab him once he had three. Unfortunately, he got the five other stones a little faster than we were expecting.”

Thanos obtained all six Infinity Stones and then proceeded to kill half the life in the universe. “So it worked, basically,” said Holloway. “I mean, we have him dead to rights now; he’ll be easy to prosecute. He’s also infinitely powerful, though. So partial success.”


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; History; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; conspiracy; entrapment; fbi; infinitystones; plot; satire; thanos
Please alert Governor Whitmer.
1 posted on 07/23/2021 8:08:12 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

DANG!


2 posted on 07/23/2021 8:09:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Florida: America's new free zone.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

They knew the intent was there. Especially when they convinced him of the need for intent.


3 posted on 07/23/2021 8:11:12 PM PDT by Pollard
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Army Air Corps
Avengers: Infinity War' Villain Thanos 'Arrested' By Police, Jokes Follow
4 posted on 07/23/2021 8:13:14 PM PDT by KC_Lion
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Their intentions were good.(/S)


5 posted on 07/23/2021 8:13:41 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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To: Mark

Thanos literally has the same plan as the Deep State does....


6 posted on 07/23/2021 8:14:31 PM PDT by KC_Lion
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Best. Bee. ...Yet.


7 posted on 07/23/2021 8:15:56 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: KC_Lion

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”


8 posted on 07/23/2021 8:16:42 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: KC_Lion

Yeah! And the Deep State don’t like competition.


9 posted on 07/23/2021 8:20:41 PM PDT by sport
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
l

10 posted on 07/23/2021 8:22:45 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Thanos vs J Robert Oppenheimer. Epic Rap Battles of History
11 posted on 07/23/2021 9:01:19 PM PDT by CtBigPat (The time of Crisis is ending. Now comes Normalization.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Bee outdoes itself...


12 posted on 07/23/2021 9:03:17 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

lol!


13 posted on 07/23/2021 11:11:29 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The FBI is probably who convinced Thanos to kill half the population of the universe in the first place.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the FBI told Loki where to get the Tesseract. They were probably hoping Loki would overthrow earth’s government and implement a police state.


14 posted on 07/24/2021 1:02:27 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: KC_Lion

Toronto cops take this comic book stuff seriously. :)


15 posted on 07/24/2021 3:08:03 AM PDT by xp38 (just keep on doing what you've been doing for the last thousand years since it's been going so great)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Did Thanos steal them from the Biden administration? They were well on their way.....


16 posted on 07/24/2021 7:11:18 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Unfortunately all the FBI agents and informers who worked on the case and could testify against Thanos were in the half of the population that died.


17 posted on 07/24/2021 4:46:25 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: KC_Lion

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


18 posted on 07/26/2021 7:12:26 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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