Posted on 07/12/2021 2:18:02 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Today FBI Director Wray announced the launch of their new program named STASI. STASI stands for STate Approved Snitches and Informants. STASI is launched to identify and neutralize feral terrorist members of American families.
Yes, all American families have those feral members who abide no rules and are very real potential terrorists. Who better to identify and report those family members than other family members who are closest to them.
The FBI has an easily to remember hotline to report: 1-800-ISNITCH. Snitch identification will be kept confidential and cash rewards will be paid upon arrest and conviction of the terrorist. Snitches may be required to sign affidavits to obtain FISA warrants.
Remember, you are doing your patriotic duty to snitch on a potential terrorist and also it affords you a really neat payback mechanism for past wrongs.
I am still wracking my brain trying to remember obozo’s “turn in anyone who criticizes my administration” program.
It had a very snazzy but fascist name like “neighbor watch” or something.
It was shut down by all the mockery.
Snitches get stitches.
Yes, clever. But sadly, less satire than likely.
May I have permission to post this on Facebook?
It’s very funny. An humor is best when it is this close to truth!
“Pavel Trofimovich Morozov (Russian: Па́вел Трофи́мович Моро́зов; 14 November 1918 – 3 September 1932), better known by the diminutive Pavlik, was a Soviet youth praised by the Soviet press as a martyr. His story, dated to 1932, is that of a 13-year-old boy who denounced his father to the authorities and was in turn killed by his family. His story was a subject of reading, songs, plays, a symphonic poem, a full-length opera, and six biographies. The apotheotic cult had a huge impact on the moral norms of generations of children, who were encouraged to inform on their parents.[1]
Morozov’s story was the basis of Bezhin Meadow, an unreleased film from 1937 that was directed by Sergei Eisenstein, as well as the 2015 Latvian film Dawn.”
FACT CHECK: Stalinist Propaganda, never happened.
Go for it, but Faceplant might censor it.
Didn’t they launch that program on January 20, 2009?
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