Posted on 07/05/2021 5:01:59 PM PDT by dynachrome
To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden's likeness stamped on them.
"This will be an eternal symbol of America's gratitude for Biden securing such a life-changing amount of savings for us all," said Treasury Spokesperson Marc Monopoly. "For all time, the memory of our great leader will be immortalized on this really handy 16 cent piece, forever reminding the American people what Joe Biden did for them in the summer of 2021."
Now, whenever Americans go to the store to spend their 16 cent barbecue savings, they will no longer have to carry an inconvenient combination of a dime, a nickel, and a penny. Instead, they can carry a handy Biden coin-- which features an ice cream cone on one side, with Biden's profile on the other, and Joe's timeless American catchphrase, "Come on, man!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Gotta like the reverse!
16¢ won't buy but maybe 5% of a single-scoop ice cream cone these days.
It should be a 16th of a cent.
LOVE IT!!!!
No Cents
The Franklin Mint should be all over this.
When I was a lad (yes, dinosaurs still walked the earth) ice cream cost 5¢ per scoop. Foolish children with lots of money got triple scoops for 15¢, but nearly always lost a scoop or two due to gravity and and warm temperatures.
Biden coin made out of fools gold.....
Howdy, Neighbor! Nice to know I wasn’t the only one dodging pterodactyls in my youth.
One small correction- his mouth needs to be slightly open. Maybe a touch of drool.
Driving to the store cost be $1.25 MORE this year.
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