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NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren't Being Gay Enough
Babylon Bee ^
| 6-30-21
| Babylon Bee (Who else? LOL)
Posted on 06/30/2021 3:09:05 PM PDT by dynachrome
Some of the new penalties being introduced include:
Failure to skip
Failure to cuddle after contact
Badly coordinated outfit
Not enough men on the field
Delay of coming out
Being Tim Tebow
Not enough holding
"We recognize that these penalties read like a bunch of bad jokes written by straight men, but this is the fi-- stop laughing! This is the first step towards a more inclusive NFL. Stop laughing!" explained Goodell.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; gaynfl; homos; satire; thebee
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To: dynachrome
When the Bee stings, somebody gonna go OW!!!
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:26:48 PM PDT
by
SaxxonWoods
( comment might be sarcasm, or not. It depends. Often I'm not sure either.)
To: PROCON
And let's not forget the cheerleaders...
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:28:20 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
One roster player announces he packs fudge, and the entire league collapses into a pool of used K-Y lubricant. The National Fellatio League now believes in everything and stands for nothing.
#GetWokeGoBroke
To: SkyDancer
If the title had been left at this, I would have been believing it:
“NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw”
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:29:37 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: dynachrome
I’m wondering when the Dallas Cowboys have their “Pride Day.”
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:36:14 PM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: dynachrome
I saw the list BB made, hilarious.
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:49:16 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: dynachrome
This headline could have fooled a lot of people if the writer and/or editor hadn’t included the second part. Substituting pride flags for penalty flags to show how woke the NFL is during pride month sounds very believable.
To: dynachrome
Don’t give them any ideas.
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:50:38 PM PDT
by
Kickass Conservative
(Trump - Make America Great Again / Biden - Make American Grovel Again...)
To: dynachrome
Love the new rules, Babylon Bee. Did the NFL accepted it, yet?
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:55:30 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: dynachrome
Pretty bad when you have to double check to see if it’s The Bee.
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posted on
06/30/2021 3:57:06 PM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: SkyDancer
Watch the NFL run with the idea of rainbow flags.
Would you bet against it?
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:00:26 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.d)
To: dynachrome
FAKE NEWS!!!Many fans are welcoming the changes, but some protested. Several disgruntled homophobes have announced they will no longer watch football and are switching to soccer.
The best parody is something that's actually close to the truth.
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:03:45 PM PDT
by
MuttTheHoople
("The issue is never the issue. The issue always is the Revolution." Lenin)
To: dfwgator
"I mean we’re talking about a sport where every play starts with a guy with his hands under another man’s ass. It doesn’t get any gayer than that."
"Is that your cup, or are you just happy to see me, big boy?"
To: polymuser
Nope, but then I don’t intend to watch NFL anymore; it also depends on what college FB will do as well.
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:20:50 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:26:29 PM PDT
by
cranked
To: dfwgator
Those are NOT the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders...
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:39:11 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: dynachrome
Did you see the new uniform pants?
Assless chaps.
37
posted on
06/30/2021 4:39:40 PM PDT
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: Night Hides Not
When they do, their cheerleaders will be DRAG QUEENS... :-)
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:41:57 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:43:50 PM PDT
by
shotgun
To: dfwgator
Are those the sisters from cell block C?
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posted on
06/30/2021 4:45:36 PM PDT
by
shotgun
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