One roster player announces he packs fudge, and the entire league collapses into a pool of used K-Y lubricant. The National Fellatio League now believes in everything and stands for nothing.
#GetWokeGoBroke
They are hemorrhaging viewers and interest due to the possibility of repititious trauma to the head to the heads of their players. Single parent females don’t want their boys doing dangerous stuff, like football. Nfl needs new viewers. Going after the liberal woke hipsters. The game is now like 7 man football. Lots of passes, no real face up, or clean hard tackling. Really not worth watching.