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Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government
The Babylon Bee ^ | 06/23/2021 | Staff

Posted on 06/24/2021 8:30:21 AM PDT by LibertyWoman

U.S.—The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles

All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against a tyrannical government.

"I need an F-15 to beat the government? Say no more, fam!" said one man in New Hampshire as he happily rushed out to his local F-15 dealer to pick up the latest model. "Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough, but when Biden pointed out that the U.S. government has fighter jets and I only have an assault rifle, I realized I really needed to beef up my anti-tyranny defense systems."

"Thanks, Mr. Biden! I sure am glad you reminded me of how brutal a government can be against its own citizens and how governments throughout history have in fact attacked their own people once they are disarmed and helpless."

The man was later seen picking up an M1 Abrams tank.


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Me...I'm in the market for a good used F4 Phantom :)
1 posted on 06/24/2021 8:30:21 AM PDT by LibertyWoman
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To: LibertyWoman

The Bee does it again. Chuckle.


2 posted on 06/24/2021 8:32:19 AM PDT by SmokingJoe
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To: LibertyWoman

You can find those at a building supply yard


3 posted on 06/24/2021 8:32:20 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: LibertyWoman
My personal favorite since I lack a runway


4 posted on 06/24/2021 8:34:04 AM PDT by Pollard
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To: LibertyWoman

Gonna get me a Stinger...


5 posted on 06/24/2021 8:34:25 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: LibertyWoman

https://www.controller.com/listings/for-sale/turbine-military-aircraft/10072

Fighter jets for sale.


6 posted on 06/24/2021 8:34:38 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (CENSORSHIP = VIOLENCE)
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To: LibertyWoman
Me...I'm in the market for a good used F4 Phantom :)

An excellent choice !

For me, it's the Cadillac of the Sky - P-51

7 posted on 06/24/2021 8:35:01 AM PDT by Mopp4 ("It is a cruel world, Herr Hauptman. You said it yourself.")
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To: al baby

I checked there. None to be found. I was told it was due to Covid dontchyaknow


8 posted on 06/24/2021 8:35:19 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: READINABLUESTATE

Do bazookas fire nuclear warheads ?


9 posted on 06/24/2021 8:35:56 AM PDT by BrexitBen
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To: Pollard

Excellent ;)


10 posted on 06/24/2021 8:36:33 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: LibertyWoman

A10 Warthog for me!


11 posted on 06/24/2021 8:37:05 AM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix circa 1984.)
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To: Mopp4

Another excellent choice. We have good tastes lol!


12 posted on 06/24/2021 8:37:34 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: al baby

I just picked up a good, certified pre-owned F15 Strike Eagle from Habib’s Cheap Used F15 Lot on Torresdale Avenue down in Philly… low mileage, good price too…. Only one ejection… still has some flight hours on the warranty too…


13 posted on 06/24/2021 8:37:38 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.She was, indeed, a hottie… Rest in peace, Joanne.)
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To: SmokingJoe

I went to buy an F-15 today and was denied. When they ran my background check it showed that I once flew a kite beyond the 100 foot limit. Turns out I’m a prohibited person and have a lifetime ban on purchasing or being in possession of any type of fighter jet.


14 posted on 06/24/2021 8:38:24 AM PDT by RBW in PA
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To: Mopp4

I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I asked for a P-47D Thunderbolt when I was 7.

He thought I wanted a model airplane


15 posted on 06/24/2021 8:38:40 AM PDT by Fai Mao (I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
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To: Eagles6

ahhh yes! I believe that is the choice of many modern warriors


16 posted on 06/24/2021 8:38:53 AM PDT by LibertyWoman (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Isaiah 5:20)
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“Do bazookas fire nuclear warheads ?”

The M-28 or M-29 Davy Crockett Weapon System was the tactical nuclear recoilless smoothbore gun for firing the M388 nuclear projectile armed with the W54 nuclear warhead that was deployed by the United States during the Cold War. It was the first and at the time was the utmost important project assigned to the United States Army Weapon Command in Rock Island, IL.[2] It was one of the smallest nuclear weapon systems ever built, with a yield of 20 tonnes of TNT (84 GJ). It is named after American folk hero, soldier, and congressman Davy Crockett.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)


17 posted on 06/24/2021 8:39:56 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (CENSORSHIP = VIOLENCE)
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To: LibertyWoman
Looks good on his driveway


18 posted on 06/24/2021 8:40:42 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Joe Biden is a squinty-eyed turnip brain)
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To: Fai Mao

LOL !


19 posted on 06/24/2021 8:42:33 AM PDT by Mopp4 ("It is a cruel world, Herr Hauptman. You said it yourself.")
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"I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I asked for a P-47D Thunderbolt when I was 7."

You should have held out for an A-1 Skyraider.

20 posted on 06/24/2021 8:47:16 AM PDT by Flag_This
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