Posted on 06/24/2021 8:30:21 AM PDT by LibertyWoman
U.S.—The nation scrambled to buy F-15s and nuclear weapons after President Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat a government unless you have the fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles
All over the nation, American citizens were seen parking their brand-new F-15s in their driveways and garages. Some wealthier Americans purchased the F-22, while less fortunate citizens were forced to buy the F-35 joint fighter. But no matter what craft they chose, American citizens said they were just glad to finally be protected against a tyrannical government.
"I need an F-15 to beat the government? Say no more, fam!" said one man in New Hampshire as he happily rushed out to his local F-15 dealer to pick up the latest model. "Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough, but when Biden pointed out that the U.S. government has fighter jets and I only have an assault rifle, I realized I really needed to beef up my anti-tyranny defense systems."
"Thanks, Mr. Biden! I sure am glad you reminded me of how brutal a government can be against its own citizens and how governments throughout history have in fact attacked their own people once they are disarmed and helpless."
The man was later seen picking up an M1 Abrams tank.
The Bee does it again. Chuckle.
You can find those at a building supply yard
Gonna get me a Stinger...
An excellent choice !
For me, it's the Cadillac of the Sky - P-51
I checked there. None to be found. I was told it was due to Covid dontchyaknow
Do bazookas fire nuclear warheads ?
Excellent ;)
A10 Warthog for me!
Another excellent choice. We have good tastes lol!
I just picked up a good, certified pre-owned F15 Strike Eagle from Habib’s Cheap Used F15 Lot on Torresdale Avenue down in Philly… low mileage, good price too…. Only one ejection… still has some flight hours on the warranty too…
I went to buy an F-15 today and was denied. When they ran my background check it showed that I once flew a kite beyond the 100 foot limit. Turns out I’m a prohibited person and have a lifetime ban on purchasing or being in possession of any type of fighter jet.
I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I asked for a P-47D Thunderbolt when I was 7.
He thought I wanted a model airplane
ahhh yes! I believe that is the choice of many modern warriors
“Do bazookas fire nuclear warheads ?”
The M-28 or M-29 Davy Crockett Weapon System was the tactical nuclear recoilless smoothbore gun for firing the M388 nuclear projectile armed with the W54 nuclear warhead that was deployed by the United States during the Cold War. It was the first and at the time was the utmost important project assigned to the United States Army Weapon Command in Rock Island, IL.[2] It was one of the smallest nuclear weapon systems ever built, with a yield of 20 tonnes of TNT (84 GJ). It is named after American folk hero, soldier, and congressman Davy Crockett.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)
LOL !
You should have held out for an A-1 Skyraider.
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