First-Ever Pride Month Ruined By 40 Days Of Rain

Babylon Bee ^ | 6/01/2021 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

MESOPOTAMIA—It was going to be the first-ever Pride Month — a celebration of everyone doing everything they feel like doing in their hearts all the time — when it suddenly started raining and didn’t stop for forty days as God tried to wash all the wickedness off the earth.

“Ugh. Well, this ruins everything,” said one man, who had looked forward to the celebration but was instead climbing to the top of a building to get away from the ever-rising water.

This was going to be a celebration unlike anything the world had ever seen, and everyone was looking forward to it — except for Noah, a notorious stick in the mud.

“We’re all getting ready for a fun party,” said Noah’s neighbor, “and there he is, working on some boat or something. He won’t even wear his pride robe.”

The boat ended up being a boon for Noah as the flood covered the face of the entire earth and even led to some conspiracy theories that Noah knew this was going to happen.

Thanks to all life being wiped out, it will probably be a very long time before there is another pride month. Next time, the people plan to use the rainbow symbol to constantly remind God during the festivities that, no matter how wicked they get, He said He wouldn’t flood them again.

[BipolarBob]

And there you have the story on how the rainbow became the signal for Pride in Perversity.

[MNDude]

Whoah! This satire is totally based!

[freemama]

Every time you see the rainbow this month, remember the Lord’s promise to us.

I love the Babylon Bee!

[BipolarBob]

Just spreading the word and educating the masses.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[ClearCase_guy]

As it was in the days of Noah.

[BipolarBob]

Except it won't be a flood next time.

[a fool in paradise]

ping

[dsrtsage]

The rain was only slightly annoying, it was the hordes of locusts and californians descending upon the land and destroying everything standing that got really annoying

[seowulf]

Next headline you might see is “Google, Facebook, and Twitter To Move Into New Highrise Headquarters: Tower To Heaven.”

[DannyTN]

I blame Jesse Jackson and his “rainbow coalition”.
Sure Jesse meant it about race, but it put the rainbow symbol on the radar for all liberal groups.

[DC Ripper]

Haha, genius!

[Rodm]

The Bee is not far off the mark on this one. The pride flag will be the official flag of the tribulation.
In the time of the coming of the Son of Man, life will be as it was in the days of Noah. People ate and drank, married and were given in marriage, right up to the day when Noah entered the ark—and then came the flood and destroyed them all. It will be just the same as it was in the days of Lot. People ate and drank, bought and sold, planted and built, but on the day that Lot left Sodom, it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

[Carpe Cerevisi]

The pride flag will be the official flag of the tribulation.

Where is that in the Bible?

[Responsibility2nd]

Rain! I should think Pride Month ought to start Sodom and Gomorrah style.

[Mathews]

Darn it... should have known at “Mesopotamia.”

[whitney69]

“Where is that in the Bible?”

Read the book of Mormon.

wy69

[Stingray51]

BTW - there is now:
Pride Month
Black History Month
Breast Cancer Month
What else?

[Carpe Cerevisi]

Read the book of Mormon.

No offense, but no thank you.

[Honorary Serb]

I guess that Noah was a “bigot” like me!!!! (sarc/)