What about “My body, my choice”?
The government should have vaccinated the elderly...especially in homes...and one caretaker...so they weren't denied access to their mother, father...whomever. Denying access was just plain wrong.
It’s a terrible, terrible disease.
It’s so terrible that you probably need to go for frequent tests in order to find out if you might have it.
The only thing that can save you are these miraculous vaccines.
And, since you probably don’t want to go near these vaccines, we are prepared to bribe you to take them.
This whole thing is stupid.
I am very suspicious of the coercion. The desperation to vaccinate belies the motive. I think we will hear the other shoe to drop soon. There is something hidden in the vaccine. I’ll bet mind control of some kind.
The biggest deterrents to getting a COVID vaccine are: (1) the incessant public push that’s being carried out by people, institutions and businesses that I completely distrust; and (2) the totally irrational and idiotic public behavior of people who DID (allegedly) get vaccinated.
USA, 2021 = India, 1952 These analogies are getting silly. Get the vax or don’t but shut up already.
I identify as vaccinated.
If the world can pretend Dr Richard Levine is a woman they can pretend I’m vaccinated.
Bribery? I’m open to bribes. I will get a vaccination shot for a 1000 bucks.
Thank you.
My price to get the shot is $1 million. I will of course accept higher bids.
Remember last year the Democrats were calling them the Trump vaccine and saying they wouldn’t trust it because of Trump? They started the suspicions, not us. Now they’re falling all over themselves pushing us to get them, why?
I will not do something that people who hate every fiber of my being tell me to do.
Here Are The Vaccine Incentives Being Offered In Each Of The 50 States
https://babylonbee.com/news/vaccine-incentives-for-all-50-states
All the states are now offering insane, mind-blowing, once-in-a-lifetime
offers to get you vaccinated. From lottery prize winnings to burgers and
fries, all these prizes can be yours if you just go get the jab.
Want to know what kind of incentive you can get where you live? *We’ve
compiled the incentives for each of the 50 states:*
Alabama - Free engagement photos for you and your sibling.
Alaska - 50 acres, a bear, and a snow cone.
Arizona - Free T-shirt reading “It’s a dry heat.”
Arkansas - Free $10 scratch-off and a six-pack of Busch Light.
California - Free U-Haul to help you leave California.
Colorado - Free bag of marijuana and an industrial-sized case of Doritos.
Connecticut - A crappier version of whatever New York is giving away.
Delaware - 10 free copies of Hunter Biden’s book.
Florida - Entered for a chance to win a trip to Mar-a-Lago where you’ll get
to kiss Trump’s ring in person.
Georgia - Free tickets to the MLB All-Star game.
Hawaii - Grass hula skirt and Mazie Hirono-cancelling headphones.
Idaho - Free bag of potatoes. You can boil them, mash them, or perhaps
stick them in a stew.
Illinois - Free bullet-proof vest.
Indiana - Lottery for the chance to play one down of football for Notre
Dame this fall.
Iowa - Coupon for a free order of fried butter at Iowa State Fair.
Kansas - Free double-wide trailer and dog that barks constantly.
Kentucky - Enough performance-enhancing drugs to split between you and a
horse.
Louisiana - Free house that has never been underwater or anything of the
sort.
Maine - Stephen King will autograph your vaccine scar while ranting about
Trump.
Maryland - “Got Crabs?” t-shirt and a personal detective to investigate
your murder.
Massachusetts - Free bowl of clam chowder and a $5 Dunkin coupon.
Michigan - Free abandoned house in downtown Detroit.
Minnesota - Free admission to the police academy.
Mississippi - Free all you can eat pass at Golden Corral.
Missouri - Chance to play starting shortstop for the Kansas City Royals.
Montana - Free buffalo.
Nebraska - Entered into a drawing to win a John Deere T670 combine
harvester.
Nevada - $20 free slot play at the Golden Nugget.
New Hampshire - A crappier version of whatever Massachusetts is giving away.
New Jersey - Entry into a drawing to win a house in a state that’s not New
Jersey.
New Mexico - Free migrant child.
New York - Free can of mace to fight off handsy governors.
North Carolina - A chance to become one of Stephen Furtick’s disciples.
North Dakota - Box of 12-gauge pheasant ammo.
Ohio - One free trip through Cleveland in bulletproof Hummer.
Oklahoma - Horseback archery lessons with Elizabeth Warren.
Oregon - Antifa will still burn down your business, but they will feel bad
about it now.
Pennsylvania - Free pin-up calendar featuring Dr. Rachel Levine.
Rhode Island - Whatever Connecticut is offering, but smaller.
South Carolina - Constant IV drip of sweet tea straight into your veins.
South Dakota - Your face up on Mt. Rushmore.
Tennessee - Choice of either a new set of teeth or tickets to Graceland
assuming it’s not considered racist yet.
Texas - Free AR-15 with a cute little cowboy hat on top.
Utah - Three free wives with each injection.
Vermont - Free pair of Bernie Sanders mittens.
Virginia - Invite To Governor Northam’s Next “Antebellum” Party.
Washington - Seat on CHAZ city council.
West Virginia - Carton of menthol cigarettes.
Wisconsin - Signed photograph of Packers QB Aaron Rogers.
Wyoming - Free seat in U.S. House of Representatives.
And even the almost-states are offering incentives:
Washington, D.C. - Every vaccinated person gets to become their own state.
Doesn’t protect other people, the hope is it protects you from severe Covid in the here and now. Those vaccinated can still get sick with Covid and CAN still spread it to other people. I won’t be getting one any time soon for a variety of reasons based on my work own experience working in healthcare and seeing how random all this the public recommendations are, based on fact that the same people running the clusterf&#ck of this Covid ‘show’ that are reporting and advising on Covid, (that most of us don’t believe a word they say anymore) are the same people urging me to get it!! And my research and health care work experience tells me, for me, more information is needed that will only come with passage of time, to see a) how vax ultimately effects this pandemic’s outcomes and b) long term health implications. I also find no reason to trust an establishment pushing a new experimental technology never used before on our children who have an almost zero chance of being harmed from the virus itself but many of whom have been harmed by how it has been handled in the past 14 months. ( and if the answer is ‘because they can spread it’ - most children are asymptomatic and so again- conflicting information). That smells to me. That’s just my viewpoint for my health at this time. EVERYONE should have right to make decision for themselves and NO ONE should be threatened or called names or put down for their choices.