Do we really deserve this?
Posted on 05/09/2021 1:23:45 PM PDT by tbw2
PORTLAND, OR—According to sources close to the Larson household, Steve, the family's non-menstruating partner, wished Carrie, the family's menstruating partner, an early happy birthing person's day this evening.
"Greetings, menstruating partner, and may you have a satisfactory birthing person's day this year!" Larson said as he gave her a gift of roses and chocolate, traditional presents for the ovary-possessing partner in a relationship. "May you bear many more offspring of indeterminate gender, as is your primary function in this relationship between two or more homo sapiens!"
"Also, I am feeling emotions of fondness, but they are simply random chemical reactions in my brain approximating the abstract and imaginary concept of 'love,' honey!" he added romantically. He then rubbed her shoulders for several moments before his hands got tired.
The non-menstruator was puzzled, however, when his technically accurate and non-offensive terminology failed to woo his menstruating partner and she went to bed without returning his affections in a romantic manner.
Larson also said he is hoping to receive a new set of golf clubs for non-birthing person's day coming up in June.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Leni/MinuteGal
It is a parody piece ...
Don’t even play in the first place
This is so sexist not to include the non birthers. What about adoptive mothers and fathers and binary parents? What about people who simply choose not to reproduce? What about bacteria who choose to split apart to reproduce? It’s all so triggering.
I think it’s spelled “men-x-truating.”
Got the vax and keep getting these in my brain demanding me to use BING!
URGENT! 5 Doctors Agree that COVID-19 Injections are Bioweapons and Discuss What to do About It
The first 15 minutes will “hook”you!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/VW4vdFJEoSqR/
Smiley face.
Leni
Does the menstruating partner have to change hxx identity to non-menstrating after menopause, or can they still identify as menstrating partner?
Do we really deserve this?
Even though this is satire, Cori Bush must be so proud!
Oh Happy Happy Joy Joy!
That’s funny... Mrs Deplorable loved it...
As Rush pointed out many times, the best way to get back at libtards is to make fun of them and their goofy ideas.
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Not good enough… many mothers have completed mensturating…
So it needs to be … partners who used to menstrare or may still be menstrating.
Not good enough… many mothers have completed mensturating…
So it needs to be … partners who used to menstrare or may still be menstrating.
Is there a period after the first sentence?
LOL
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