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A Handy Guide To Translating Your Wife's Facial Expressions
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 28, 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/29/2021 7:19:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What are women thinking? What are they feeling? What do they WANT FROM US!?
So many questions. Luckily, you've got The Babylon Bee, and we know some women. Some of us are even married. So, we went to our wives and told them we were going to write an article explaining facial expressions. They said "That's fine. Everything is fine," so we went ahead and did it, since they obviously approved greatly.
Here you go -- every facial expression your wife has and how to translate it:
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: marriage; men; satire; women
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Next to “One weird trick to lose 10 pounds in 2 days”, this is the most important thing you’ll ever read.
DANG!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Too many “looks” to remember. I’m glad I’m not married.
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:26:27 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:28:39 PM PDT
by
Howie66
(God Bless TEXAS! #Texit)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Cute. This woman gets it. :)
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:29:31 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
it's also the What caliber? look...
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:31:08 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there is no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That is also the ‘sleep on the sofa look’
I’m still trying to get outta that jail but then I realized how many war movies I could watch each midnight.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Always deploy chocolate.
Always.
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:34:32 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
In other words, women’s facial expressions are a lot like cats who have the same expression whether they are cuddling on your lap or killing a bird.
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:34:37 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:36:55 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:41:08 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:53:18 PM PDT
by
A strike
( Barr and Fauxi to Florence supermax; Roberts to Terre Haute)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Do not get married.
Seriously.
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posted on
04/29/2021 7:55:59 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
DEPLOYING CHOCOLATE COUNTERMEASURES PLEASE SEND HEL
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posted on
04/29/2021 8:05:19 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: Secret Agent Man
I’ve been married for 36 years, the first five were great.......
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posted on
04/29/2021 8:12:22 PM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents)(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I know the Stepford Wife look. Too well.
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posted on
04/29/2021 8:14:39 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(When's the appeasement party start? I brought enough white guilt for everyone! [/sarc])
To: dfwgator
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posted on
04/29/2021 8:27:19 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Your comment had my laughing out loud.
Your tagine had me laughing longer.
Thanks, HTB. I needed that.
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posted on
04/29/2021 8:29:55 PM PDT
by
TheWriterTX
(Trust not in earthly princes....)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“In Heaven there is no marriage.”
That’s why they call it Heaven!
To: EvilCapitalist
When in doubt, deploy chocolate countermeasures.
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posted on
04/29/2021 8:55:12 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
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