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QAnon Generously Donating Tin Foil Hats To Make Migrant Sleeping Bags
Babylon Bee ^ | March 30 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/31/2021 9:58:09 AM PDT by xp38

EL PASO, TX—With Biden's border facilities becoming more crowded by the hour, the U.S. is facing a severe shortage of tin foil, since-- according to ICE, immigrants prefer to sleep wrapped up in it. In response, followers of "Q" have generously agreed to donate extra tin foil hats to address the urgent need.

"It's the least I can do," said local QAnon chapter president Dave Smith. "I feel for those poor kids. I just hope they can all escape that border facility before Tom Hanks eats them all."

According to "Q" members, the tin foil will protect migrants from the cold-- as well as cosmic radiation, mind control, vaccine-infected zombies, and Jeffrey Epstein, in case he's still alive.

Officials are warning, however, that if the crisis on the border isn't fixed soon, they'll have to start using Saran Wrap.


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; qanon
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1 posted on 03/31/2021 9:58:09 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

Surprised they didn’t suggest serving pizza in foil /trololol


2 posted on 03/31/2021 10:02:20 AM PDT by z3n
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To: xp38
They ain't gettin' mine.


3 posted on 03/31/2021 10:02:51 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster
They ain't gettin' mine.

Why you hate them poor little cholos so much?

You a rasist, man! Give the little culeros your aluminum hat.

4 posted on 03/31/2021 10:06:48 AM PDT by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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To: xp38

That’s a good one. It sounds like something Jay Leno would have said during a performance.


5 posted on 03/31/2021 10:07:36 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: xp38

BWAHAHAHAHA


6 posted on 03/31/2021 10:07:45 AM PDT by PROCON (Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
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To: xp38

See, who says the Qult is totally worthless?

This proves the last of the Qult can actually offer something good other than getting ChiCom Joe installed in the White House.

Thank you Qanon grifters!


7 posted on 03/31/2021 10:09:25 AM PDT by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! 👹)
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To: xp38

EXCELLENT!

this reminds me....I’m out of hershey’s kisses


8 posted on 03/31/2021 10:10:41 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop ("There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration” - Pompeo)
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To: xp38

Poor quality work from the Bee. Way too lame to even be a bit funny.


9 posted on 03/31/2021 10:12:53 AM PDT by Revel
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To: humblegunner
NO!!!

I still need it.

There are worlds to save and shleps to red-pill aplenty.

It ain't over till I say its over. Germans...Pearl Harbor...yada yada yada.

#TheMamonitosAreOnTheirOwn


10 posted on 03/31/2021 10:17:43 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: romanesq; haffast
Yay, Walter the Grifter makes an appearance. Should we invite Haffast to the soiree?

I think we shall.

Hey, Walt. Know any good social media sites?


11 posted on 03/31/2021 10:19:51 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: xp38

cute!


12 posted on 03/31/2021 10:38:59 AM PDT by Irenic ( )
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To: bagster

Yes, I know the new President Trump website and Gitmo.Life

https://gitmo.life

Both are Qult free.


13 posted on 03/31/2021 10:58:13 AM PDT by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! 👹)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop; humblegunner

Ah well, JoJo and HoHo have increased my ration of Hershey kisses from 500 to 400 grams a week! I’ll donate the unwrapped half along with the foil wrappers from the remaining 250 gram half to eat for myself and they can use that in their humanitarian action! (UmHumm:)

My tin foil hat has taken a beating and I will donate that too! (I suspect I will need to buy some Kevlar products soon enough and its no substitute for tinfoil! :)

Also, IF I had any I would donate some Lice soap.

(Maybe Humble will be compassionate and donate his! But then again maybe his dogs still need it!)

Off FR To Go Do Necessary stuff.


14 posted on 03/31/2021 11:00:09 AM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission (Deal! Found a roll of Reynolds in my Qharmin stash! Still protected! )
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To: romanesq
https://gitmo.life

Tell us a bit about the founders and admin of that wonderful and exciting new social media site. What is their history? Are their any controversies I should be aware of?

Do they ask for money? And if so, why? Where does the money go?


15 posted on 03/31/2021 11:05:05 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: humblegunner
Do you have any idea what a quality tin foil hat with lead core and a tasteful copper lining goes for these days?
16 posted on 03/31/2021 11:05:54 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: bagster

They are not now, nor ever have been Qult members.

They have ridiculed your Qult.

But that hardly makes them unique. Everyone ranks on the stupid Qult that helped install ChiCom Joe into the White House.

Good work there dee bags.


17 posted on 03/31/2021 11:08:51 AM PDT by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! 👹)
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To: romanesq
They are not now, nor ever have been Qult members.

This is true, they are not very bright.

But what ARE they then? What is their history? Did they run any other organizations or internet sites?

Do they ask for donations? Why do they need donations? Where does the money go?

Are they reputable? Are any of them associated with disreputable people or organizations? Did you thoroughly vette them before you chose to shill for them here and become their ambassador to FR? Do you plan on asking Freepers to donate money to your home planet?

What do they think of General Flynn?

Do you vouch for their integrity and wholesomness?


18 posted on 03/31/2021 11:37:19 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster

To a stupid Qult dead ender, the simple truth is the enemy.

They think General Flynn and his family are great and applaud as all Americans the entire Flynn family for denouncing the QAnon grift.

We all do!

But you still have your super duper Military leader Traci Diaz leading your Qult dee bags.

Or did she bail on the scam leaving you as the de facto Qult leader?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡


19 posted on 03/31/2021 12:28:55 PM PDT by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! 👹)
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To: romanesq; haffast
They think General Flynn and his family are great and applaud as all Americans the entire Flynn family for denouncing the QAnon grift.

I heard different. In fact Did you forget I've seen the screenshots of the conversations?

You're playing to the audience. Tell the truth, li'l Walt.


20 posted on 03/31/2021 12:32:17 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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