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Reports Of Bonus Products From Amazon (Satire)
3/27/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/27/2021 4:30:11 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Reports of bonus products from Amazon have surfaced recently. Customers have reported receiving bottled orange juice in water bottles. Consumers were confused as they insisted that they had not ordered the orange juice product. Several consumers who used the product as a mixer reported that the mixed drink was undrinkable unless consumed after a pint of vodka.

Amazon stated that the orange juice product was produced in their facilities and consumers that had received the product would not be charged. The product is still in the testing phase and Amazon desires feedback on the product before they initiate a worldwide product launch.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 03/27/2021 4:30:11 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

There may be a point to be had here, but I’ll be damned if I know what you’re talking about.


2 posted on 03/27/2021 4:33:08 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

How did you know that I ordered Tonic Syrup and Amazon sent me Orange Syrup?


3 posted on 03/27/2021 4:36:26 PM PDT by SubMareener (Save us from Quarterly Freepathons! Become a MONTHLY DONOR)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I assume it’s related to this: https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/amazon-workers-pee-water-bottles

I was clueless, so I did an search for Amazon news to see if I could guess.


4 posted on 03/27/2021 4:39:28 PM PDT by Pollster1 (America is no longer in Claire Wolfe's "awkward stage")
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I had 2 items added to my last order, some decorative garbage. I cancelled them right away.


5 posted on 03/27/2021 4:39:57 PM PDT by DLfromthedesert
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To: Pollster1

Thank you for doing the research here. Too bad Vet couldn’t be bothered to explain the point of this thread.


6 posted on 03/27/2021 4:45:17 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
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To: Pollster1

FWIW the UPS and FedEx drivers that deliver to my house are always lean physique boys and girls.
The Amazon squad has a lot of chubs. Most don’t look like they are being pushed to run a daily marathon.
Unscientific observation...FWIW....


7 posted on 03/27/2021 4:48:05 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Responsibility2nd

Made as much sense as half the posts here and more than 90% of the vanities.


8 posted on 03/27/2021 5:21:51 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Pollster1
"and in particular, delivery drivers."

If they had read the white paper; Secrets & Tips of Outside Service Workers, they would have known this.

9 posted on 03/27/2021 5:31:23 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Amazon workers peeing in water bottles because they cannot leave their stations and have no breaks.


10 posted on 03/27/2021 6:53:14 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Don’t quit your day job.


11 posted on 03/27/2021 7:04:19 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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