20,000 Troops In D.C. Said To Not Be Enough To Stop Trump's Battlemech

Babylon Bee ^ | January 14th, 2021 | BabylonBee.com

[COBOL2Java]

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WASHINGTON D.C.—The Biden Administration has placed 20,000 National Guard troops in D.C, though most think this will be inadequate to stop Donald Trump from taking over D.C. with his one-hundred-ton, fully armed battlemech.

“20,000 sounds like a lot of troops,” said General Paul Boone, who is organizing the defense of the Capitol, “but you have to understand that Trump’s battlemech has armor immune to bullets and to most explosives, short of a nuclear payload. If Trump decides to disrupt this administration, it will be hard to stop him.”

Trump has been secretly developing his 60-foot-tall mechanized walking tank, codenamed "MAGAtron," for years -- a gross misappropriation of funds that could've been an impeachable offense if Democrats hadn’t already used up all their impeachments.

[BipolarBob]

This is what he thought would happen all along. My only question is “What took so long”?

[Sacajaweau]

Took me a minute....The BEE is buzzing!!

[COBOL2Java]

Harris would use Pelosi as a human shield

[Chode]

[Savage Beast]

Washington is fortified to protect the government and the corrupt politicians who control it from the American People, i.e. to protect tyranny from those who oppose it.

[Travis McGee]

Service Stations Begin Widening Signs In Preparation For Higher Gas Prices

[Travis McGee]

https://babylonbee.com/news/chevron-widens-signs-in-preparation-for-new-gas-prices

[Little Ray]

Presdident Trump's Battlemech:

[BipolarBob]

I would pay to watch.

[lee martell]

Fill’er up with Supreme Chevron, please.
Nothing but the best for my 2006 Toyota Camry.
That’s my Baby!
I’ll be back next year to get her Smogged.

[Vaduz]

And that’s by the ounce

[Pollard]

MAGATRON

[Billthedrill]

They have to buy time to build another battlemech. The one they built for Pelosi creaks at the joints and needs a ton of alcohol coolant per hour, the one for Biden gets lost and trashes entire neighborhoods trying to figure out where it is.

[Chode]

LOLOL!!!

i’ve been putting post-it notes on gas pumps saying

1/1/2021 $2.30gal
miss Trump yet???

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Trump with an Army of seventy two million could be hard to stop. BUT before he marches there will be a National Strike. All Trump people not go to work, Not buy anything, take to the streets like the People of Egypt did to end Obama’s Muslim Brotherhood power grab. Many would join the movement. It may get that bad.

[bluejean]

What a hoot! I laughed out loud! Great stuff!!

[FlyingEagle]

You nailed it.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

The Bee is so awesome. Must be a great place to work!

[MikelTackNailer]

How soon they forget 2016.

Run you burdens on society! Flee you flea-bitten drain on funds!

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