Posted on 03/20/2021 5:57:31 AM PDT by ScubaDiver
Theme parks in California are planning to reopen as early as next month, but thrill seekers may be forced to control their excitement while riding roller coasters.
The state's Attractions and Parks Association is recommending that park officials encourage riders to "mitigate the effects of shouting" on roller coasters and thrill rides to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Under the association's "responsible reopening plan" that was released in September, park officials can do so by requiring face masks and modifying the seating on rides.
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Ball gags?
Videos and arrests?
I guess they’ll scream in sign language.
And no cheering or clapping.
Zip lock baggies
Guess the Ohio Players will have to take that scream out of “Love Rollercoaster”....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmVcc-dOUT0
The Silent Scream. What Leftists are best known for and most proud of.
How will they enforce that? Will they put screamer-whistleblowers on the rides to scrutinize the folks and see who screams? Will they pay kids to turn in their screeching parents? And what will the penalty be for screaming? If it’s now illegal you have to have a penalty.
CA wants to control every aspect of life.
All screamers will be immediately ejected from their seats. Eject a few, and the rest will cheerfully comply with the order.
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Wearing masks on a rollercoaster?
Won’t those masks fly off...while pulling a few ears off?
Then no one will hear you scream...
scream away
Can you cuss on the coasters?
Only allow people in the first row of train so any Kung Flu Viral Molecules will not be blasted into the faces of people sitting behind you at 40 MPH.
No Barfing or Farting allowed either.
I guess this means that no screaming Orgasms will be allowed either.
On Space Mountain, no one can hear you scream.
I once witnessed an altercation between two deaf people at a bowling alley. They were chest to chest, gesticulating wildly. I know I should be ashamed of myself but it was hilarious. Like a scene out of Kingpin or something.
duct tape covid masks would take care of this
All beds will now be fitted with ejector seats, on the woman’s side of course. So, unless you are prepared to lend yourself a hand, duct tape, like masks, will become every woman’s go-to fashion accessory!
Now you know why I call it wackifornia.
It’s California. The questions answer themselves.
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