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In Defense of the Tomato Sandwich If you're a tomato sandwich hater, you're probably making them wrong.
vice ^ | 3/2/2021

Posted on 03/04/2021 6:08:55 AM PST by mylife

There is little to look forward to in the sweatiest days of summer—the days when it feels like you can’t cool down even if you peeled your skin off—except for the pleasure of a peak summer tomato and putting that perfect tomato in a sandwich.

People have many thoughts on how to construct a tomato sandwich, my preference: squishy white bread, lightly toasted; mayo (Hellmann’s is fine with me, though I know fans of Duke’s mayo have strong feelings here); salt and pepper; and thick slices of the plumpest, juiciest tomatoes I can find—the ones you feel tempted to cradle home for fear that they’ll burst en route. This sandwich, it should go without saying, is best eaten over the sink or with an ample supply of paper towels, because if you do it right, it’s messy as hell. I look forward to the scarce few weeks per year when I can eat this sandwich; in my opinion, a November or March tomato is just not good enough to carry something so simple. Luckily, the pro-tomato sandwich coalition has logged onto to defend our maligned icon. As some Twitter users have pointed out, the anti-tomato sandwich sentiments seem like rude digs at the South and to the idea of struggle meals. If the tomato sandwich grosses you out, perhaps the problem isn’t the sandwich itself or even the messy video, but your tomatoes.

Southern Living suggests this treat any time of year, but to really understand the tomato sandwich, I’d suggest setting a reminder for July or August; buying the best, ugliest heirloom tomato you can find; cutting that sucker into slices; then enjoying the experience, drippy mayo and all. If that doesn’t convert you, well, at least you tried it and didn’t just give in to petty Twitter outrage.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Gardening; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: food; gardening; sandwich; tomato; tomatoes; vicesux
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To: JBW1949

It’s a badge of honor you crazy soft bread tomato sandwich eating man.

I’m still horrified.


121 posted on 03/04/2021 3:10:25 PM PST by Bulwyf
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To: mylife

Toasted Bacon, tomato, pesto, parm slice, olive oil drizzle on chiabatta~ “ I’m gonna kick all’s ya all’s asses!”


122 posted on 03/04/2021 3:16:28 PM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: daniel1212; 4everontheRight; Augie; Aevery_Freeman; ApplegateRanch; ArtDodger; AloneInMass; ...

*I'd Sell My Firstborn for a Garden-Fresh BLT in February*

Weekly Garden Thread PING!

123 posted on 03/04/2021 3:26:14 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Sirius Lee

Glorified open face tomato sangwich,but damn yummy


124 posted on 03/04/2021 3:28:23 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: raygunfan; Gamecock; Larry Lucido; KC_Lion; FredZarguna; PROCON; Rebelbase
[extremely soft white bread UNTOASTED]

With a side of potato salad, and a cup of tea!


125 posted on 03/04/2021 3:29:25 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: JBW1949; Lazamataz
Extremely fresh, extremely white, extremely soft!


126 posted on 03/04/2021 3:30:49 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I am so ashamed...I am paying top dollar for some ‘flavorbombs’ cherry tomatoes because I was jonesing bad for some good tomatoes! I get them from Samsclub. They take the edge off, laf.


127 posted on 03/04/2021 3:31:41 PM PST by TianaHighrider (God bless President Trump. Prayers for PDJT and his loyal supporters.)
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To: TianaHighrider

I do it, too. I won’t buy large tomatoes, but buying cherry types in the winter, while waiting for my August crop of REAL tomatoes, is perfectly acceptable. :)


128 posted on 03/04/2021 3:34:41 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Laf.. LOVE the Wonderbread Ad!


129 posted on 03/04/2021 3:35:27 PM PST by TianaHighrider (God bless President Trump. Prayers for PDJT and his loyal supporters.)
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To: Bulwyf

I wear it proudly!!!! LOL


130 posted on 03/04/2021 3:37:03 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: TianaHighrider

1968, amazingly!


131 posted on 03/04/2021 3:37:56 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“...I’d Sell My Firstborn...”

As mean as mine is, I’d have to pay somebody to take him...LOL


132 posted on 03/04/2021 3:39:09 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“...Extremely fresh, extremely white, extremely soft!...”

I agree with that, Diana, but what about the sandwich????


133 posted on 03/04/2021 3:42:39 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: a fool in paradise

The rich? We’re they Hampton tomatoes?

134 posted on 03/04/2021 3:44:15 PM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: MarDav

Jersey tomatoes are great in season!


     

135 posted on 03/04/2021 3:44:35 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: Responsibility2nd
I take a bowl of fresh picked lettuce and a small bowl of dressing and dunk at my computer.

Tomatoes...Black Cherry by the bowlful. My computer snacks.

136 posted on 03/04/2021 3:52:19 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

How much? LOL


137 posted on 03/04/2021 3:54:56 PM PST by hoe_cake (A Descendent of the Signers of the Constitution. )
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To: albie

Where I live they also grow huge tomatoes. 1 slice is all you need. We are also in a warm climate similar to central Florida so we have tomatoes pretty much year round.


138 posted on 03/04/2021 3:56:27 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: caver; Diana in Wisconsin; All

“Yes, add bacon and lettuce.”

and REAL mayo...and a little salt & peppa...mmmm.


139 posted on 03/04/2021 4:22:05 PM PST by PGalt (past peak civilization?)
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To: albie

Mmmmmmmmm!


140 posted on 03/04/2021 5:04:49 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
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