Posted on 02/28/2021 3:18:34 AM PST by impimp
It’s just the flu, bro.
I had a few threads lately discussing anal swabbing. This is mandatory in China and an American epidemiologist has recommended it for children in the USA in order to improve testing accuracy. I say any society that willingly accepts mandatory anal swabs is a society of effete losers. Just to be clear, an anal swab isn’t simply a swab. Swab is a euphemism for a 1.5 inch insertion.
And just to be additionally clear, if you think anal swabbing is the line that cannot be crossed that marks a Flubro, or marks a constitutional conservative, then you would be wrong. This is about 10 miles past the line that can never be crossed. The line that can never be crossed has already been crossed by governments - mandatory masks, social distancing and impositions on business.
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/states-reopen-roll-back-mask-mandates-coronavirus
Are some Governors going to relax rules soon - see article above.
It’s just the flu, bro.
I had a few threads lately discussing anal swabbing. This is mandatory in China and an American epidemiologist has recommended it for children in the USA in order to improve testing accuracy. I say any society that willingly accepts mandatory anal swabs is a society of effete losers. Just to be clear, an anal swab isn’t simply a swab. Swab is a euphemism for a 1.5 inch insertion.
And just to be additionally clear, if you think anal swabbing is the line that cannot be crossed that marks a Flubro, or marks a constitutional conservative, then you would be wrong. This is about 10 miles past the line that can never be crossed. The line that can never be crossed has already been crossed by governments - mandatory masks, social distancing and impositions on business.
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/states-reopen-roll-back-mask-mandates-coronavirus
Are some Governors going to relax rules soon - see article above.
Ping freepmail Impimp to go on the ping list
I see you are IBK’s ripoff thread..
PM Cletus (Me) to get on the “Butcher’s Bill” thread.
It’s his macabre contribution to a fading humanity!
Long live the Simian race (who aren’t dying of COVID for some reason).
You know the MSM cannot get their talking points right about this hoax. One will say SKYROCKETING and another PLUMMETING.
And the topper is, we need more tests to boost the infection rate. WTF
Largely because monkeys don’t hang out in labs in Wuhan, China.
CC
You can take your anal swab and shove it up your ass. Oh wait..? Never mind.
I think the lowest of the low jobs in China would be the lab where they have to evaluate the anal swabs. What a joy it must be to wake up every morning! Then, there is the guy who has to haul them to the incinerator or dump.
Sadly, I think there are a lot of Karens who are salivating at the change for their kids to be swabbed.
Sorry for the poor word choice.
We have an important anniversary coming up.
Day 351 of 15 Days to “Flatten the Curve” – Pre-Anniversary Edition
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3938366/posts
Sorry for the shameless self-promotion.
I think you, Impimp, have an anniversary on the 19th, if I am not mistaken.
Have you thought about how you are going to celebrate and what the second-year incarnation of this thread will be?
I think it’s time to shelve your Flubros and Flubras thread.
I’m sure you meant well, but from the moment that full-of $hit Kozak started trolling your thread, it stopped serving whatever the original purpose was.
Now that he has started that rip-off thread, the whole thing is nothing but a personal and pointless back-and-forth between you two.
And more importantly, if you really want to give a platform to reasonable FReepers who knew this whole China flu thing was nothing but a political strategy from the beginning - then you are just preaching to the choir.
Actually, the only one you are giving a platform to at this point is that full-of-$hit Kozak.
Yuck...but you’re probably right, alas..
I tend to agree with Enumerated.
I have enjoyed the thread, but it is coming up on a year and I think something different is needed, but I don’t know what.
I’m sure it must be getting tiring for you.
I don’t really even want to do my 15 days thread that I’ve been doing, and it goes up only twice a month. The only reason why I hesitate to stop is because I fear we will start hearing about how we need another 15 days and a final lockdown to really beat the ‘rona for good, but I welcome suggestions for melding this one and that into something else.
Maybe a few people would like a stab at it and we can take turns, with one person taking the first week of a month, another taking the second week, etc.
Does anyone have any ideas for the next generation of these kinds of threads? I think we are going to be dealing with ‘rona crap for a long time, unfortunately.
I was thinking along the lines of: Countdown to the Great Reset, but I can’t think of cool, pithy phrasing right now.
Last week I had a customer who wore two masks because fauxi said so.
These people are out there.
And they drive.
And they vote.
Don’t shelve it just yet.
We have a one year anniversary coming up soon.
I saw some grandparents walking beyond their grandkids, who were about 6 and 8 and riding bikes. All were wearing masks.
This to me is more dangerous than wearing a mask while driving.
Can the kids see some stone or rivet or something they need to avoid?
I agree. Impimp has come this far and might as well go out/annnounce the transition in conjunction with the anniversary.
Incinerator? This is China we're talking about. One side is unused, they're still good for other purposes. I'm sure they are shipped out to various industries in China so that unused side can be used in things like food prep.
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