Posted on 02/22/2021 9:51:14 AM PST by sodpoodle
Blonde men - well FINALLY, it just had to come sooner or later!
A blonde man is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine.
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart." "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No! " he shouts, "this is her husband!"
A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet." Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blonde replies. "The rope should be around your neck," says the guard." I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats? To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the13th."
Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
A blond guy does his research of all the candidates, and then still votes democrat!
You just made my day - thanks (-:
good one;)
Let’s all get offended.
Well, duh...
These are very good jokes.
A blonde man is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.
A blond man is in the shower and shouts to his wife to bring him the shampoo. She comes in and says “I just put a new bottle in there this morning”.
The blond man says “yeah, I know, but the instructions said ‘Lather, rinse, repeat’ and I ran out”.
Why do some blonde women have bruised belly buttons?
Because blonde guys are dumb too.
Badda-Bing!
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to find in the dark.
Can’t offend women.
Thanks for the laughs. Needed them.
My sister told me how to tell the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman. The blonde woman has a higher sperm count.
You owe me a new keyboard!
Not this blonde guy!!!
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