Bleach is better;)
1 posted on
02/22/2021 9:51:14 AM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
A blond guy does his research of all the candidates, and then still votes democrat!
2 posted on
02/22/2021 9:56:17 AM PST by
shoff
(Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
To: sodpoodle
You just made my day - thanks (-:
3 posted on
02/22/2021 9:56:50 AM PST by
QBFimi
(It is not your responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world... Tarfon)
To: sodpoodle
"If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." Well, duh...
To: sodpoodle
These are very good jokes.
7 posted on
02/22/2021 10:00:39 AM PST by
SamAdams76
(By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
To: sodpoodle
A blonde man is in the bathroom, and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.
A blond man is in the shower and shouts to his wife to bring him the shampoo. She comes in and says “I just put a new bottle in there this morning”.
The blond man says “yeah, I know, but the instructions said ‘Lather, rinse, repeat’ and I ran out”.
8 posted on
02/22/2021 10:00:44 AM PST by
nesnah
(Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
To: sodpoodle
Why do some blonde women have bruised belly buttons?
Because blonde guys are dumb too.
9 posted on
02/22/2021 10:14:16 AM PST by
Deepeasttx
( Sensitivity/diversity training sessions are just reeducation camps without walls....for now.)
To: sodpoodle
Funny, now...
11 posted on
02/22/2021 10:23:46 AM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: sodpoodle
13 posted on
02/22/2021 10:29:21 AM PST by
bray
(Pray for fake President Biden)
To: sodpoodle
Thanks for the laughs. Needed them.
14 posted on
02/22/2021 10:29:38 AM PST by
Exit148
To: sodpoodle
My sister told me how to tell the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman. The blonde woman has a higher sperm count.
15 posted on
02/22/2021 10:38:06 AM PST by
Old Student
(As I watch the balkanization of our nation I realize that Robert A. Heinlein was a prophet. )
To: sodpoodle
They say blondes have more fun buy I think brunettes *are* more fun.
(Except in jokes.)
(I'm blonde and my wife has long dark hair so I can get away with this.)
17 posted on
02/22/2021 2:07:15 PM PST by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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