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Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway
Babylon Bee ^ | January 21st, 2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/20/2021 3:01:46 PM PST by tbw2

NAPERVILLE, IL—One man has taken the message of Gillette’s new “toxic masculinity” campaign to heart. Devin Camp saw the commercial and it caused him to perform an introspective look at his own motivations of behavior regarding manliness. One area of life he felt especially convicted was the task of snow removal.

“I’ve always just assumed that in our family, I would be the one to clear the driveway when we get snow,” Camp said. “But after seeing the video, I decided to start breaking down the stereotypes passed down from my father and his father before him. So, this weekend, when twelve inches of snow fell, I swallowed my pride, handed my wife the snow shovel, and told her I was going to let her do it.”

Camp’s wife, who is three months pregnant, was surprised by the gesture but honored that her husband would be so forward-thinking as to allow her the privilege of completing a job traditionally reserved for men. “It took me an hour and a half, and I think I strained an oblique muscle, but the pride and joy I felt being married to such a noble and generous man, helped me to push through the pain.”

Mr. Camp is expected to break down similar barriers regarding lawn mowing, household maintenance, and car repair.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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To: patriot torch

Sadly; you are correct.


21 posted on 02/20/2021 3:24:08 PM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: tbw2

I never thought of this....
Hmm.....and here i was busting my butt outside today for two hours..


22 posted on 02/20/2021 3:27:03 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for deportation)
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To: SamAdams76

LOL...i think i was there with you in the kitchen..


23 posted on 02/20/2021 3:28:32 PM PST by mowowie (Press 2 for deportation)
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To: patriot torch

“And he bought a vacume cleaner for his wife for Christmas.” “I think he recently passed away.”

Did his wife have anything to do with his passing?


24 posted on 02/20/2021 3:29:28 PM PST by ryderann
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To: tbw2

My wife often helps. I have to go back and clean up where she shoveled.


25 posted on 02/20/2021 3:30:48 PM PST by IndispensableDestiny
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To: patriot torch

A female co- worker told after my wife and I started dating that never buy her anything that plugs in!


26 posted on 02/20/2021 3:31:00 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: Eleutheria5

Williams was an enjoyable host when he subbed for Rush. Another blessing we would have missed entirely without Rush and his pursuit of excellence.


27 posted on 02/20/2021 3:31:18 PM PST by taterjay
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To: tbw2

Hubby and I have been married nearly 52 years, 2 months shy of it. And I have done 99% of the snow removal. It started out innocently, he worked third shift and would sleep before going to work. I’d go down and clear the car off and make sure he could get the car out. That’s all it takes to start a habit. When there have been blizzards, he has shared the duties but the majority of the time I have done it and loved doing it. It’s a great work out, and no running involved! Now we have a son 1/2 mile down the road with a tractor. Always thought I’d want one of my sons to be a dr, now I think I choose a hobby farmer.


28 posted on 02/20/2021 3:32:07 PM PST by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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To: tbw2

Reminds me of a joke Rush Limbaugh shared on his TV show. How he and Her heinous found themselves alone in an elevator. Hilary Clinton takes her clothes off and tells Rush to “treat me like a woman”. Rush takes off his clothes,throws them in a corner and tells her “OK, wash and fold them!”


29 posted on 02/20/2021 3:33:11 PM PST by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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To: tbw2
I have been known to clear the drive.

Of course we have a John Deere with a plow but still, I have been known to do it.

And he as been known to run the vacuum. It is a Roomba but he pushed the little button to start it.

30 posted on 02/20/2021 3:34:11 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: SamAdams76

Putting on your wife’s pink nightie is not a good idea.....

It will only reinforce her long-held feelings that she didnt marry you for your sexual prowess.


31 posted on 02/20/2021 3:36:13 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: grame

Thumbs up.. !


32 posted on 02/20/2021 3:36:56 PM PST by dakine
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I like your tagline.


33 posted on 02/20/2021 3:38:39 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
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To: Rurudyne
Men are from WalMart, Women are from Central Market.

You are showing quite a provincial outlook on your reality.   Some of us have never heard of Central Market.

34 posted on 02/20/2021 3:44:20 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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To: heavy metal

I find it a blizzard of misinformation.


35 posted on 02/20/2021 3:51:18 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Your tag line sent me to the ER for stitches on my big toe.


36 posted on 02/20/2021 3:53:33 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Impala64ssa
Hilary Clinton takes her clothes off

As stated above in post 8 what part of This is a family site don't you understand?

37 posted on 02/20/2021 3:56:36 PM PST by xp38
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To: AndyJackson
As my mother used to say when I limped home bleeding. “I see you learned something today.”
38 posted on 02/20/2021 3:58:43 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: tbw2

Works for me.


39 posted on 02/20/2021 3:59:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: IndispensableDestiny

Wife - biggest teenagwr in the house.


40 posted on 02/20/2021 4:01:00 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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