Alaska woman using outhouse attacked by bear – from below

WCRB TV ^ | 2/19/2021 | Staff

[simpson96]

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (KTUU) – A woman in Southeast Alaska said she never imagined having an issue with bears while winter camping near Haines last weekend, until one bit her on her bottom.

Shannon Stevens was camping with her brother and his girlfriend at a yurt near Chilkat Lake on Saturday, when she left to use the outhouse after dinner.

“I went to the outhouse, sat on the toilet and immediately something bit me,” she said. “Honestly … it didn’t occur to me it would be a bear. I didn’t know what it was. I felt the pain and screamed.”

Shannon Stevens’ screams brought her brother, Erik Stevens, running to the outhouse to see what was wrong.

“I’m like, ‘I’m going to open the lid and see what’s down there,’” Shannon Stevens said. “So I grabbed my headlamp and I open the lid, and right there is a big bear face, just staring back at me.”

[a fool in paradise]

The bear’s a pervert

[Honest Nigerian]

I’m pretty sure that was Florida Man dressed in a bear suit.

[a fool in paradise]

>>That ‘outhouse’ looks like it is on the edge of a precipice.

For when you wanna go over the edge.

Hate to live BELOW that though...

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’ll bet that experience was unbearable.

DANG!

[Songcraft]

The creepster had a pushup contest with the bear for fist dibs, and the bear won.

      

[Songcraft]

"Hey....that ain't snow!"

[dainbramaged]

That ‘outhouse’ looks like it is on the edge of a precipice
I don't know where that photo is from, but it's not Chilkat Lake near Haines, AK. Chilkat Lake is surrounded by forest and mountains with some cabins and nice homes dotting the shore. My brother built two homes in that valley back in the 90's before cancer took him at 49.

[blueplum]

SE Alaska is home to grizzlies, which are three or four times as big as an outhouse. So it must have been a really really really small bear, or it was a wolverine.

[Karliner]

That takes balls the pie.

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Maybe this bear didn’t want to, as they say, **** in the woods, and wanted her out so he could use the toilet.

[Track9]

Im sure Florida Man has a story too.

[Jemian]

Now, who had it worse, the woman or the bear? Just imagine, you’ve found a nice, snug place away from the elements. You go to sleep and then this ... person ... I don’t blame the bear for being mad.

[Candor7]

Holy shit!

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Shannon Stevens

[Candor7]

Honey, when you go to the outhouse make sure to take some toilet paper and the .454 Casull.

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[campaignPete R-CT]

No sexy buns, just big butt