Posted on 02/19/2021 6:51:09 PM PST by simpson96
It’s a very small fraternity, those who have had their bun chewed by a bear in the loo. She will be showing the scar only to closest friends.
I’ll bet she was Bearfoot.
And I guess that about does it for the old saying:
Does a Bear crap in the woods?
“I’m like, ‘I’m going to open the lid and see what’s down there,’” Shannon Stevens said. “So I grabbed my headlamp and I open the lid, and right there is a big bear face, just staring back at me.”
I’ll bet he had a shit eating grin too, didn’t he?
Bitten by a bear bite on her bare butt... how alliterative. The jokes are just waiting to be made... if it wasn’t so, so, funny already.
She had more than “an issue” with the “tissue”. If she has a sense of humor, she would say, “Well, I just grinned and bared it”.
The bear would say, “Tastes like chicken”!
#15. As we told Mr. Whipple. “Don’t squeeze the Charmin”.
I tried that with one sister-in-law named Sharmin but she only smiled (before I got married to her sister. Don’t tell my wife, pleeze).
#55. Re My sister in law had a hummingbird bang against her butt.... What was it “humming”, something by the Butts Sisters?
Freezers are looking for pictures of the wounds!!!
My father had that happen with a flying squirrel in the toilet at our farm. Apparent it was getting a drink when he sat down and it hit him on the bottom trying to escape.
He slammed the lid and killed it.
The pit under the outhouse used to cave in around the foundation, leaving an opening from the outside.
My brother’s favorite trick was to toss an M-80 in the pit when someone was inside taking a crap.
Have a good stick with the greenery still on it. Before sitting down push the greenery end into the seat hole and swish it all around the inside bottom of the hole to clear any Spiders and/or other critters and then bang the sturdy part around the seat to alert any Bears that may be in the WRONG CAVE while yelling “INCOMING, HEY BEAR, HEY BEAR INCOMING!!!”
(That could explain why some Bears are GRUMPY when they come out of their hibernation and find they have been getting crapped 💩 on while sleeping.)
Do you visit your brother frequently, or at least write him at the institution where he’s being housed?
:)
“Do you visit your brother frequently, or at least write him at the institution where he’s being housed?”
He would laugh at that. Pushing 80 now.... We were rather mischievous growing up.
Lol!
Well, hopefully he’s not at some nursing home pulling those M80-type “gags” on the other residents. I doubt many could handle it well.
All the best to both of you.
And TRY to stay out of trouble!
Now we just have to answer whether the Pope is Catholic.
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