Posted on 02/11/2021 3:31:53 PM PST by Meatspace
A Louisiana man who thought “Gorilla Glue Girl” Tessica Brown was “lying” ended up in the emergency room himself after he applied the powerful adhesive to his lip.
Len Martin, 37, said he tried out the Gorilla Glue challenge for himself after Brown to prove that it was “not as serious as she was trying to make it,” news station WKBN reported.
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Is there video of this guy with his mouth glued shut? That should be good for few snorts and giggles.
snort. the stupid is strong in some people. SMH - I am sorry the guy didn’t have more brains than this.
Gorilla glue is a perfect contraceptive for both men and women. Pass it on.
Re: Gorilla glue is a perfect contraceptive for both men and women. Pass it on.
Almost forgot. Apply “Liberally” for it to be effective.
;-)
I see, it seems this guy thought he could lick it off. I could just see him heading to the ER with his lips glued shut with his tongue hanging out, sandwiched between them. The people in the ER’s must have big ol’ belly laughs when the stooges roll in.
Aw, time for Dave Barry’s line, “I’m not making this up!”
This creature needs to be eliminated from the gene pool ... stat
Dum is an understatement but so e are the idiots who contributed $13k to a Go Fund Me page for the Gorilla Glue Girl when a match would have been better.
Sawzall would be better.
With Gorilla Glue!
Any one with a brain would test it on something besides their body. Sheesh!
“These two need to get together...”
They’d probably try to use Gorilla Glue for lube.
Or at least test it with a dab on a body that part that can be dealt with, with no long lasting damage, like your finger tips.
My first reaction, if reading the Gorilla Glue label, would not to be fill up a bath tub with the stuff and jump in.
I have always thought it should be a law that people who gain their 15 minutes of fame by doing something stupid should have to have that in their obituaries. “Len Martin, 43, who made the news in 2021 when he sealed his lips shut with Gorilla Glue, died on Monday at his residence.”
Carve it on their gravemarkers too.
Did you think one sex had the corner on stupid?
I used some Gorilla Glue on a items and it was about as useless as other ‘glues’ — a real disappointment.
Disclaimer: I haven’t tried it on my hair or lips, and I don’t intend to.
Some people have to learn the hard way.
being a blonde, the thought never occurred to me. LOL
At least he only had to wear his mask over his nostrils.
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