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AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Babylon Bee ^ | February 5, 2021

Posted on 02/05/2021 10:24:27 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

WASHINGTON D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, gave more harrowing testimony of her experience during the January 6th riot at the Capitol. She said it was even worse than what she had previously revealed, stating that she was, in fact, killed by the riot and is now a ghost.

“It was a very scary riot,” said the ghostly apparition of Ocasio-Cortez. “Not like one of those nice Black Lives Matter ones where all that happened was someone’s barbershop or something got burned down. So scary, in fact, that I was killed by it. Murdered. Murdered by Ted Cruz. Woo-ooo!”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; babylonbee; capitol; loudobbs; mypillow; neilcavuto; newsmax; satire
AOC gets stung by the Bee.


1 posted on 02/05/2021 10:24:27 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Who you gonna call?


2 posted on 02/05/2021 10:27:39 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

being a ghost has it’s advantages - or should I say “white privileges”?


3 posted on 02/05/2021 10:29:14 AM PST by ghost of nixon
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She was always Brain Dead ,LOL


4 posted on 02/05/2021 10:31:47 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: blueunicorn6

Yes!!!

Now if I could only find my proton pack!
Don’t cross the streams.


5 posted on 02/05/2021 10:32:59 AM PST by z3n
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Ocasio-Smollett speaks. Woooooooo!


6 posted on 02/05/2021 10:33:39 AM PST by Billthedrill
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7 posted on 02/05/2021 10:35:55 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

8 posted on 02/05/2021 10:36:52 AM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Would that it were so.


9 posted on 02/05/2021 10:47:03 AM PST by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Stop it, Sandy. You’re killing me.


10 posted on 02/05/2021 10:48:05 AM PST by windsorknot
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To: butlerweave

The chick has had a psychotic break from reality and she need to be medicated and or hospitalized post haste, and wearing a strait jacket


11 posted on 02/05/2021 10:53:45 AM PST by MagUSNRET ((" I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of he night"))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
> ...Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist,...

That's a mighty low bar.

12 posted on 02/05/2021 12:02:08 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

13 posted on 02/05/2021 2:01:17 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: clearcarbon

That book reads like stereo instructions.


14 posted on 02/05/2021 7:32:23 PM PST by Antihero101607
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This must have happened after the Nakatomi Plaza incident when she was captured by terrorists.


15 posted on 02/06/2021 3:33:02 PM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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