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AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Babylon Bee ^
| February 5, 2021
Posted on 02/05/2021 10:24:27 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
WASHINGTON D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, gave more harrowing testimony of her experience during the January 6th riot at the Capitol. She said it was even worse than what she had previously revealed, stating that she was, in fact, killed by the riot and is now a ghost.
“It was a very scary riot,” said the ghostly apparition of Ocasio-Cortez. “Not like one of those nice Black Lives Matter ones where all that happened was someone’s barbershop or something got burned down. So scary, in fact, that I was killed by it. Murdered. Murdered by Ted Cruz. Woo-ooo!”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; babylonbee; capitol; loudobbs; mypillow; neilcavuto; newsmax; satire
AOC gets stung by the Bee.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/05/2021 10:27:39 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
being a ghost has it’s advantages - or should I say “white privileges”?
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She was always Brain Dead ,LOL
To: blueunicorn6
Yes!!!
Now if I could only find my proton pack!
Don’t cross the streams.
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posted on
02/05/2021 10:32:59 AM PST
by
z3n
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ocasio-Smollett speaks. Woooooooo!
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/05/2021 10:35:55 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/05/2021 10:36:52 AM PST
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/05/2021 10:47:03 AM PST
by
beethovenfan
(Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Stop it, Sandy. You’re killing me.
To: butlerweave
The chick has had a psychotic break from reality and she need to be medicated and or hospitalized post haste, and wearing a strait jacket
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posted on
02/05/2021 10:53:45 AM PST
by
MagUSNRET
((" I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of he night"))
To: rightwingintelligentsia
>
...Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist,... That's a mighty low bar.
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posted on
02/05/2021 12:02:08 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/05/2021 2:01:17 PM PST
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: clearcarbon
That book reads like stereo instructions.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
This must have happened after the Nakatomi Plaza incident when she was captured by terrorists.
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posted on
02/06/2021 3:33:02 PM PST
by
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org)
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