Texas University Tells Students To Wear Masks During Masturbation

Summit News ^ | 1-29-21 | Steve Watson

[dynachrome]

A Texas University suggested in a series of tweets that students should wear face masks during masturbation, even quipping that they should ‘mask-urbate’.

The University of North Texas’s Student Health and Wellness Center fired out the tweets, which have since been deleted because they offered advice contrary to that of the school’s guidelines on coronavirus, according to Campus Reform.

One of the tweets declared “Mask-urbate?! Read below to learn more,” with an accompanying image suggesting that any students with COVID symptoms should “skip sex and stay in.”

[gas_dr]

Might as well recommend a condom too, you know, to prevent STD

[Songcraft]

Maybe he could get one of these masks...

     

[lee martell]

Who is going to know
unless you “Spill the Beans” on yourself?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Is anyone else noticing that this virtue signaling mask thing has left stupid in the dust, breezed passed moronic, took a flying leap over imbecilic and is about to give a kiss to idiotic?

Are ANY of the maskers ready to come forward and admit that things are getting out of hand?

[Chode]

wut???

[Bratch]

[BenLurkin]

Didya hear about the guy with herpes in his eyebrows?

He was looking for love in all the wrong places.

[Songcraft]

Yeah, that would work for him too!

[CJ Wolf]

David Carradine might be still with us if he only maskderbated.

[rollo tomasi]

What D’you know, a Bane posting opportunity on FR.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

This piece of advice is aimed at all perverts who might choose to look in a co-ed's window and start to choke a chicken. Less chance of arrest if they wear a mask and can't be IDed. Leave it to a university to promote perversion.

[Palio di Siena]

Tossers

[gundog]

[Songcraft]

I wonder if they are going to send out another message, telling students to maintain at least a six-feet distance from the next student, when engaged in that kind of scholastic activity (especially if arranged in some kind of circle).

Also, I wonder if they might want to develop/implement some kind of floor-length mask, in order to enhance the safety of the students.

[elcid1970]

Taking the kids to the pool.

[dsrtsage]

Does hunter need to wear a mask while snorting cocaine off a dead hookers a$$?

[Jolla]

I didn’t need a mask, I had a Farrah Fawcett poster.

[cincinnati65]

What is WRONG with these people?

[Old Yeller]

This mask thing has become mind blowing, so to speak.

[Songcraft]

That one looks like the kind Jim Acosta or Tweetie-Jack-Dorsey-with-the-nose-ring should wear, when those jerks are engaged in that kind of journalistic or technocratic activity.