Posted on 01/22/2021 11:51:04 PM PST by Impy
all both of the games you shouldn't watch this week!
What? You're expecting a comedy skit? The whole world is a joke, and a bad one. 
"Not this morsositude again, get to the hijinks and they better be somewhat passable."
Oh, ok Mama. We've lined up all 4 Championship coaches for interviews. First up is Bills Coach Sean McDermott how's it going coach?
"Fan-friggin-tastic Imp!!! So excited my inferior team has a chance to go to a Super Bowl and lose there cause the Bills suck!!!"
Damnit Belichick, you already pulled this schtick 2 weeks ago, are you ever gonna let me talk to the real coach McD?
"Oh please, you don't even know what he looks like!!"
"He's got you there."
Ok fine let's move on to Big Chief Andy Reid, How Cheif!!!
"Are you trying to get me in trouble with casual Native American sterotpying? You forget this is no longer America, at least the NFL isn't."
Sorry, so is Mahommes playing?
"Yes! Thank Christ, I mean thank.....Mother Earth or Satan or whoever we're supposed to worship now. You can't believe how much I was stress eating, I invented a couple new meals, first one is 'inner dinner', basically you take a break from dinner to have a slightly smaller dinner before you go back and finish your dinner, second one is 'Dinner: the Reboot', where I recreate a dinner from anywhere from 5 to 20 years ago only with worse food, often with a Mexican twist."
"Oh come on, he's not that fat!!!! Meanie!!!"
Next up, Packers Coach Matt LeFluer. Hi Matt, how are you doing?
"So excited to be back on tv, or whatever this is......pretty 2-dimesional actually but it's better than nothing!!!"
"I think that's Jeffrey Epstien, I mean Matt Lauer."
Son of a...Alexa show me a picture of Matt LeFluer.
"Sacre Bleu Imp, I don't think I can coach a football team, I only follow curling."
Alright let's just skip to our final coach, Bruce Arians of Tampa Bay. Bruce, how's it going?
"Great Imp. Me and my guy Tom Brady are ready to kick some Packer ass."
For cripes sakes Bill...
"Tom is MINE, mine. He loves ME, not Bruce!!!!
"Dammnit it Bill, I told you it's over!!!"
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Yes, I will compile the results....eventually.
LMAO!
Great stuff! Truly GREAT!
Check this thread regularly but I have no worries... I have a download of Superbowl LI to watch if this year’s is unwatchable.
I just found out a couple of days ago that Alabama won the NCAA championship again. I don’t know who they played or when they played but I guess they did and I’m far more interested in NCAA football than I am the NFL.
I’ll actually bite if anyone other than the Bucs are in The Big One. I want to see a classic for a change.
Underdogs all the way - that way Brady gets to beat the Bills again....
And you have me BBG, you have me.
As for the picks, I will have to take KC now that Mahomes is playing. When he got his bell rung I wasn't sure he would make it through bell ringing protocol. Going to take Bucs again because Brady probably retains some of the treachery that Darth Belichick imparted. I do however, give Darth a thumbs down for declining the Medal of Freedom from the greatest President in my lifetime.
Chiefs.
Bucs.
Bills and packers
Bills in the bowl.
Gotta route for the team that beat the ravens
Repeat of Super Bowl I. Chiefs and Packers.
**** the NFL.
Thank you for running another successful season!
I missed a few weeks but will put in my picks for the Super Bowl:
Going with the chalk...
Chiefs
Packers
aka the “State Farm” Bowl...or Super Bowl I Part Deux.
Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers
Super Bowl I part 2
#boycottNFL
Winners:
Bills
Bucs
CHIEFS!
Packers.
#3 Green Bay Packers over #4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
GB is #3 in net scoring and the highest scoring team in the NFL.
TB is #4 in net scoring and the third highest scoring team in the NFL.
Close. GB favored but Brady's back and on a roll. Could be an upset.
Was enjoyable that Brady took care of Breez.
Was nail-biting that Mahomes was on the bench in the 4th Q, but KC pulled that one out.
[Yeah, I peeked.]
#2 Buffalo Bills at #1 Kansas City Chiefs I've been hearing on the sports talkies about the great chance the Bills have to win this. No way! The Bills have virtually no running game which, if they did, would be the best way to control the clock and keep the Chiefs offense off the field. The Bills will put up some points sure, but you don't want to get in a shootout with KC. The Chiefs win in a romp. CHIEFS.
#5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at #1 Green Bay Packers Ah, a championship game in late January at Lambeau Field. Who could ask for more? The Bucs had the Pack's number last time they played in October. So... no way I'm picking against Aaron Rodgers and the Packers, GOAT or no GOAT. PACKERS.
Good luck to everyone!
K.C./Green Bay
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