What? You're expecting a comedy skit? The whole world is a joke, and a bad one. 
"Not this morsositude again, get to the hijinks and they better be somewhat passable."
Oh, ok Mama. We've lined up all 4 Championship coaches for interviews. First up is Bills Coach Sean McDermott how's it going coach?
"Fan-friggin-tastic Imp!!! So excited my inferior team has a chance to go to a Super Bowl and lose there cause the Bills suck!!!"
Damnit Belichick, you already pulled this schtick 2 weeks ago, are you ever gonna let me talk to the real coach McD?
"Oh please, you don't even know what he looks like!!"
"He's got you there."
Ok fine let's move on to Big Chief Andy Reid, How Cheif!!!
"Are you trying to get me in trouble with casual Native American sterotpying? You forget this is no longer America, at least the NFL isn't."
Sorry, so is Mahommes playing?
"Yes! Thank Christ, I mean thank.....Mother Earth or Satan or whoever we're supposed to worship now. You can't believe how much I was stress eating, I invented a couple new meals, first one is 'inner dinner', basically you take a break from dinner to have a slightly smaller dinner before you go back and finish your dinner, second one is 'Dinner: the Reboot', where I recreate a dinner from anywhere from 5 to 20 years ago only with worse food, often with a Mexican twist."
"Oh come on, he's not that fat!!!! Meanie!!!"
Next up, Packers Coach Matt LeFluer. Hi Matt, how are you doing?
"So excited to be back on tv, or whatever this is......pretty 2-dimesional actually but it's better than nothing!!!"
"I think that's Jeffrey Epstien, I mean Matt Lauer."
Son of a...Alexa show me a picture of Matt LeFluer.
"Sacre Bleu Imp, I don't think I can coach a football team, I only follow curling."
Alright let's just skip to our final coach, Bruce Arians of Tampa Bay. Bruce, how's it going?
"Great Imp. Me and my guy Tom Brady are ready to kick some Packer ass."
For cripes sakes Bill...
"Tom is MINE, mine. He loves ME, not Bruce!!!!
"Dammnit it Bill, I told you it's over!!!"
