Posted on 01/18/2021 1:30:45 PM PST by LibWhacker
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.
The most loved President in history.
We live in wild times when the Bee article sounds like reality.
It got me going, till I saw it was the Bee. 😁👍
Creepy Joe Biden is as popular as herpes with the American people. I don’t think he will be in office more than 6 months before his dementia progresses and he can no longer function.
The Bee really has their work cut out for them to outflank reality.
What if they held an inauguration and nobody noticed?
bttt
The establishment is locking Americans down, censoring free speech, and impoverishing the middle class out of fear and arrogance. They have grown so arrogant over time that they think that they can rule without the consent of the American people. There is an ancient Greek saying “Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.” - Euripides (Greek dramatist 484-406 BC).
Our “bettors” have hubris, a divine madness that comes in the form of excessive pride and a feeling of being beyond danger. They will be proven wrong.
Most Popular President In History (sarc.)
falsely elected by a criminal syndicate.
Before patriots are done, he’ll wish he had never stolen the election. Same with Kamala Toe.
Same here!
Me, too...until I was warned.
I just cant wait to see (gag) “all” of the Biden voters at the (cough) inauguration.
<><> The Walking Dead,
<><> The Dominion PTB,
<><> 2-3 algorithm techs,
<><> workers from the Chinese print shop that mfg the ballots.
With Biden / Harris and the rest of that barrel of snakes the Bee has got a target rich environment
Those in attendance include all virtual votes. Standing on each other’s shoulders they measure two nanometers high.
The Deep State couldn’t risk the possibility of NO ONE SHOWING UP for Biden’s inauguration, so THEY BUILT A FENCE around the Capitol to ensure that COULD NOT happen!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
“Trump’s fault”
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