Posted on 01/09/2021 9:37:10 AM PST by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent statement, President-elect Joe Biden has promised to move quickly the moment his term as President begins. He announced that immediately after his inauguration, the first order of business will be to impeach and remove Donald Trump from office.
“Listen, folks, here’s the deal: If I’m going to be your President, then first thing’s first. We’re going to have to impeach this orange one-horse donkey kicker,” President-elect Biden explained.
He continued, “Now I know you’re all excited about erasing the Electoral College and packing the Supreme Court, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. Trump has got to go!”
As President, Biden has committed to doing everything within his power to remove Donald Trump as President of the United States.
“Every moment I spend in office will be dedicated to impeaching this baloney-poking flapdoodle.”
Many laughed thinking Biden must be joking, but he fiercely replied that he’s “serious, Jack,” and “not gonna let this stand, not while I’m President"!
The New York Times praised the move as "courageous."
What a joke. Prepare for the reaction to that Cheatin’ Biden.
Babylon bee
Satire, people
Wow! Babylon Bee! I thought that this was real, until I saw where it was from!!!!
You give away the spoilers to movies too, doncha?
LOL! [malarky from BB]
Yep,
Children are now joining FR.
Getting tired of explaining adult topics and babysitting them.
yes, it’s the Bee....but I suspect they will move on this to remove Trump from elected office life
2nd: The Bee is too close to home to be funny right now.
Babylon Bee’s satire articles are getting to be within a few angstroms of Dementiajoe reality.
Fakenews
It’ll be the second after pardoning Hunter
Yes, it will be the reality
Sethi : Let the name of Moses be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of Egypt. Let the name of Moses be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.
Biden should be careful. If the move fails, he’ll have to leave the WH and make way for President Trump.
Babylon Bee will eventually go the way of the Onion where satire and reality are indistinguishable.
Good one.
More truth in the Bee in one article than a whole year’s worth of MSM.
SomeBODY please send this to Lindseed.
He would crap his drawers since he hasnt any idea what the Babylon Bee is.
I grimaced and sought solace....Ah...the Bee bit me.
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