Posted on 01/04/2021 7:23:43 PM PST by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of recent events, Biden has updated his COVID plan to include not just a mask mandate, but a mask womandate as well. In a prepared statement given to his nurse and posted on Twitter, the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect apologized for the sexist language in his plan.
"Listen folks-- we all make mistakes. I realized this morning that my COVID plan includes a mask mandate, but not a womandate. I have amended and also awomended my plan to include a mask womandate," Biden read off his teleprompter. "We will also be adding a mask non-binarydate, a mask genderqueerdate, a mask two-spiritdate, a mask polygenderdate, and a mask non-binarytrans-speciesdate. More 'dates' will be arriving as we continue to do our research to make sure no one is left out."
According to sources, the Biden transition team has grown alarmed at the number of times the word "men" appears in the English language. They have been working around the clock to replace all usages of the word "men" in their plan with the word "women." Unfortunately, it was determined that the word "women" is also problematic, they then replaced the word "women" with "people who menstruate."
"We have a long way to go," said Biden, "but I know that in time we will mend our nation's wounds-- er, I mean, peoplewhomenstruated them."
Biden will be great fodder for jokes.
No delegated power. The 10th Amendment is the controlling Law.
Just knew it had to be the B.
He’s been fodder for jokes for a long time but it’s been hands off for the FakeNews and SocialMedia monopolists..
They’re going to fix that with the addition of a 10th Awomendment.
As PC and SJW as Marvel Comics has gone I’m surprised the X-Man title hasn’t been revised.
A timely, very astute observation.
Can it get any more absurd???? Mandate, from the latin manus, hand. Now syllables are to be made illegitimate regardless of meaning. Welcome to the asylum. Dear God!
That would require and amendment. Even with dominion voting machines: I’m skeptical.
Sexist!
The problem is that the word *women* STILL has the word *men* in it.
They are going to have to find some other descriptor for the XX types.
Kamala says "You ain't seen nothing yet". As we enter our Thousand Years of Darkness.
Out in the street we will have manholes and womanholes.
I am not sure how you are supposed to tell them apart.
Also “amen” comes from the Hebrew “so be it”. Nothing to do with gender. But they have to play their stupid games and we’re stuck in the same universe with them.
Of course.
BTW, when someone who is of the sort that is easily offended tells you you’ve offended them just smile warmly and say “You’re welcome!”
If they demand an explanation say that since they spend so much time being offended it must be part of their happiness, that they possibly just can’t be happy unless they imagine they’ve some cause to feel miserable about others ... so you were saying you’re welcome for helping them to be their distorted version of happy.
It only lasts 7 years.
Now it's getting lurid. I was born 200 years too late.
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