Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate

Babylon Bee ^ | 01/04/2021 | Babylon Bee

[BipolarBob]

It’ll seem like a thousand.

[Rurudyne]

Progressives are like that one skit where Belushi was the thing that wouldn’t go away.

[week 71]

One demographic that will benefit from a Biden win is cartoonist/meme creators. Satire sites indeed as well.

[BipolarBob]

Until SocialMedia shuts them down.

[chopperk]

Senility and Dementia cannot be treated, so we are stuck with 4 years of stupidity. Biden won’t last till Easter.

[TigersEye]

There is no Iron Woman either. Is there? I can’t keep up.

[week 71]

Touche

[Repeal The 17th]

Shut up and womend my socks.

[Jamestown1630]

'women have wall urinals -the same as men'

Um...I can't do that efficiently at all; and I find this discriminatory against the female anatomy with which I identify.

[TigersEye]

That creates a real legislative paradox. We can’t have a new amendment without an awomendment allowing new amendments.

[rfp1234]

Awomendwoment? Oh, no, it still has “men” in it. Twice!

[Dr. Sivana]

They are going to have to find some other descriptor for the XX types.

Even back in the '80s radical feminists and lesbians recognized this, and opted for an alternate spelling, often "womyn".

[TigersEye]

The Bill of Rights will be doubled with awomenmendments to mirror the original amendments. It’s only fair!

I look forward to the 2nd Awomendment establishing the right for hot babes to keep and bare arms, and other parts, which shall be fringed with real leather garments ... and other sexy accessories.

[progunner]

the completely legitimate and unquestioned president-elect

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More propaganda from another rag.

[metmom]

Which still sounds the same.

They need to find another term because *ladies* sure isn’t going to cut it.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“ Awomendment”

Nope, that can’t be right. There’s still a man in the “ment” at the end.

Shouldn’t it be “Awomendwoment”?

[TigersEye]

That was suggested upthread. But it still has ‘men’ twice in one word. Aiyeeeee!

[Jamestown1630]

Maybe we should just say ‘male’ and ‘fe-....’

OOOPs!

[SERKIT]

Mistakes or misterstakes?

[hanamizu]

“If I hadn’t read the Gov’s chaplain absurd ending to the chamber prayer... “Amen, awomen”

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To be fair, it wasn’t the gov’s chaplain who said that, but rather the ‘Reverend’ Emanuel Cleaver, Missouri Representative (and Biblical scholar) who ended the prayer that way.