Posted on 12/11/2020 7:49:33 PM PST by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold move to stop the election from being certified for Joe Biden, President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against every single person who voted against him.
“It is well known that I’m trying to make America great again,” Trump told the press, “so why would anyone want to stop that? Obviously, something illegal and wrong is going on here, and it’s time for the courts to take a look at it.”
The lawsuit, filed against over 81 million people who voted for Joe Biden, has been backed by 106 House Republicans. It seeks damages for emotional harm against Trump for people maliciously voting against him despite his being probably “the best president ever.”
“Really, voting against someone like me trying so hard to fix our country is basically treason,” Trump said, “and -- I probably shouldn’t say this -- the punishment for treason is death. Am I saying we should execute the 81 million people who voted against me? Absolutely not, because those aren’t real people; they’re made-up, illegal votes.”
Allegedly, Trump also considered filing a lawsuit against the nearly two million libertarians who voted for Jo Jorgensen but then decided “nobody cares about them.”
not funny
No. The Bee needs to stay out of this.
NOT funny in the friggin’ slightest!
The Bee is usually good but this falls flat.
Don’t skip your bipolar meds!
The bee is now making light of voter fraud, ok. Someone needs to tell them they don’t have enough readers to get away with dumping on them.
Is the Bee going the way of the Drudge Report and Fox News?
The bitter Bee today.
Oh, come on FReepers, even the President would chuckle at this, lighten up.
not funny
I have a good sense of humor. Irish Catholic New Yorker. Musician. Poet. Military nurse - combat. Six siblings. All their friends. Mom. High school teacher. Combat fighter pilot wife. Versed in everything from Marx bro’s And Harold Lloyd to Lucy Bob Hope (met Bob Hope) to White Chicks to Early SNL to Monty Python to early Brooklyn 99
This is not funny.
Could not have picked a worse article or a worse time to post it.
Regardless. Love this man.
For such a time as this...
Not a time to be funny.
The SCOTUS decision was a tough blow. I’ve read that that POWs used humor to cope with dire situations. I’m as disappointed as anybody. And do not take this election theft lightly.
Agreed....The Bee is great. Trump would laugh. It seems he’s about half way there already.
This “loss” , btw, was about standing. Nothing about merits. We lost 7-2 with lots of conservative judges who will soon judge the merits when they see them WITH standing.
This is no laughing matter. The Babylon Bee just minimalized saving our sovereignty. This outfit has shown its true colors . . .as in a swamp hue. They just keep coming out of the woodwork.
This satire does not measure up to their usual quality stuff. Not funny.
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