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Security Concerns Raised As Eric Swalwell's Girlfriend Revealed To Be President Xi In A Wig
The Babylon Bee ^
| 12/09/20
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/09/2020 6:30:12 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Security concerns were raised over how bad Chinese spying has gotten after it was revealed this week that Eric Swalwell had been secretly dating President Xi Jinping in a wig.
"Hey, wait a minute!" said an FBI agent as he saw Rep. Swalwell holding hands with a woman who looked suspiciously like President Xi in light makeup, a dress, and a wig. "That's that Chinese guy! Get him!" Pulling the wig off, the agent revealed the Chinese woman to be Xi himself.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: china; spy; swalwell
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The picture of Xi in a wig is pretty funny.
To: Pining_4_TX
Mrs. Swalwell isn’t laughing.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:34:01 PM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: Pining_4_TX
Looks like Wanda Sykes in Pootie Tang!
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:35:09 PM PST
by
100%FEDUP
(I'm seeing RED!)
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:36:21 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: gundog
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:37:53 PM PST
by
BlackFemaleArmyColonel
(No weapon formed against me shall prosper! (Isaiah 54:17))
To: gundog
He’s farting denials all over the place.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:39:29 PM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: BlackFemaleArmyColonel
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:41:44 PM PST
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds. )
To: BlackFemaleArmyColonel
Since 2016.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:44:57 PM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: Pining_4_TX
This is sexist towards Chinese dic tators who wear wigs and dresses
To: Jamestown1630
Well....he may not have been getting any, but a Chinese spy wouldn’t spend years with him unless she was getting something.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:47:06 PM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: Pining_4_TX
LOL
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:49:34 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: gundog
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:56:14 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
To: gundog
I heard Rush saying the same thing today on the radio.
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posted on
12/09/2020 6:58:37 PM PST
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Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Jamestown1630
:-)
Here's the first word Eric Swalwell learned in Chinese...
To: Pining_4_TX
OMG! The Bee GOT ME, again...
I wish I could work there.
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:05:29 PM PST
by
SomeCallMeTim
( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
To: Jamestown1630
She’s still on Facebook. I wonder if she’s getting a lot of new friend requests.
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:17:36 PM PST
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gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
Comment #17 Removed by Moderator
To: Pining_4_TX
I heard rumors about “golden showers” whatever that means.
IF TRUE, it’s probably disgusting.
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:24:59 PM PST
by
Sgt_Schultze
(When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves)
To: Pining_4_TX
Security Concerns Raised As Eric Swalwell's Girlfriend Revealed To Be President Xi In A Wig The Babylon Bee ^ | 12/09/20 | The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/9/2020, 6:30:12 PM by Pining_4_TX
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Security concerns were raised over how bad Chinese spying has gotten after it was revealed this week that Eric Swalwell had been secretly dating President Xi Jinping in a wig.
"Hey, wait a minute!" said an FBI agent as he saw Rep. Swalwell holding hands with a woman who looked suspiciously like President Xi in light makeup, a dress, and a wig. "That's that Chinese guy! Get him!" Pulling the wig off, the agent revealed the Chinese woman to be Xi himself.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com >https://babylonbee.com/news/eric-swalwells-girlfriend-revealed-to-be-president-xi-in-a-wig
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:27:47 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions & moral values. W. Williams)
To: gundog
I don’t know many American men who would be interested in a female named ‘Fang Fang’.
(No particular offense intended toward she of ‘Wuhan Diary’ fame...)
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posted on
12/09/2020 7:41:57 PM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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