Posted on 12/03/2020 4:44:46 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As part of the transition to a new administration, the Secret Service is working hard to make the White House safe and secure for the incoming 78-year-old president. One of the most important pieces of hardware in the White House will be Biden's presidential scooter, affectionately dubbed "Chair Force One."
"This will be one of the most advanced pieces of geriatric technology the world has ever seen," said Secret Service Director James Murray. "With the ability to go from 0 to 3 miles per hour in 12 seconds, it will completely encase Mr. Biden in a shell of bulletproof glass as he sits in the back seat and a trained agent drives him around. It's also equipped with Life Alert technology and a handy basket for his daily meds."
Sources say the technological marvel of handicap design will also have built-in teleprompters to help Biden know what words he's supposed to say next during everyday conversation.
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I started reading the comments and saw BEE...LOL
“How do you modify a scooter for an alzeimer’s patient?”
Not positive, but it probably involves a catheter.
Well, if Biden gets in, we’re going to need something to laugh about.
Wow! Just look at those... Vespas!!
They are great!
Get the easy clean water proof seat.
How about the Grope Mobile?
“How do you modify a scooter for an alzeimer’s patient?
It only goes in circles. :-)
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This is hilarious
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