Posted on 12/03/2020 4:44:46 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As part of the transition to a new administration, the Secret Service is working hard to make the White House safe and secure for the incoming 78-year-old president. One of the most important pieces of hardware in the White House will be Biden's presidential scooter, affectionately dubbed "Chair Force One."
"This will be one of the most advanced pieces of geriatric technology the world has ever seen," said Secret Service Director James Murray. "With the ability to go from 0 to 3 miles per hour in 12 seconds, it will completely encase Mr. Biden in a shell of bulletproof glass as he sits in the back seat and a trained agent drives him around. It's also equipped with Life Alert technology and a handy basket for his daily meds."
Sources say the technological marvel of handicap design will also have built-in teleprompters to help Biden know what words he's supposed to say next during everyday conversation.
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The DopeMobile
You just gotta love The Bee.
How do you modify a scooter for an alzeimer’s patient?
Hey, at least match the go cart that other “good Catholic” anti-Pope Bergie has.
Then they can have a race with tickets selling for a thousand bucks or so and 10% of the proceeds donated to charity.
Scooter? What...is he too stupid to operate an electric golf cart? MORON.
LOL good one!
YOumake it a plug in with a very short cord, sitting on a treadmill. Put a few cardboard scenes on an easel in front of the occupant and have a few ‘outside noises’ in the background. Ol sloejoe will be happy as a clam.
Do they have a shutoff perimeter system to prevent Joe from wandering off and getting lost?
Not if Kamala has a say in it.
I see. So they will put him on the roof to drive around?
I assume that there has been an advertisement for WH interns released as well...
(Applicants must be white and between ages of 6 & 11)
A saw where the Secret Service has put out for bids on an invisible fence system.
Apparently, they are going to put a shock collar on the President Elect.
I think that they could hide it in his necktie.
A wheel chair with machine guns!
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I used to ride those when I was a single digit midget.
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